Riding the thread wave like rogue surfers everyone.
I don't know if we ever found a photo of him, but the Great Dane was called Jazz...
My gran used to have a poodle, and it was literally an unlimited source of bouncy energy. Bloody insane. Still miss the crazy bugger though, silly bastard bounced himself into the porch doorway and broke his back.Gets you outside twice a day Jack??
If you've got a Goldendoodle you'll be needing to take it out more than twice a day!
Early morning because it's been awake since 5
Mid morning because it's chewing everything
Lunchtime because it just won't settle
Afternoon because the half hour nap recharged it
Evening because it's still bloody awake
Late night because now it's over-tired and just won't sit still for 2 minutes
I'm used to German Shepherds and bull breeds, but I'd never get anything mixed with a poodle as they're such hard work. Yet she has no-one to share this burden with! and it is a massive burden.
No please not another defenceless animal left in her care
Outside twice a day? Oh my days.
I know I shouldn’t laugh at this but, reader, I nearly choked on my Kinder Bueno. Somehow it’s even funnier without the question mark. Chapeau xDid Jazz starve to death because of the poverty
Probably choked on the pumble, poor dog.Did Jazz starve to death because of the poverty
Omg Keith Lard. She was the equivalent of big Keith when she had the kitten. Expect her at a fire safety talk near you soon.
I don’t think we‘ve commented enough on how much she’s facetuned herself here.
You say that but she looks old and tired as duck thereI don’t think we‘ve commented enough on how much she’s facetuned herself here.
I’m adamant if I saw her in the street I wouldn’t know it’s her as she looks wildly different constantly.
Warning: Jack's hideous laugh
That disclaimer at the end of that phoenix nights episode had me almost peeing myselfTrue story, I used to actually work with the real Keith Lard. Got to actually say he was a complete gent in real life and an animal lover in the non JM sense (ie he actually cared about them) Peter Kay had to pay him a small fortune in damages after that portrayal of him