jenny2603
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Oh God, you're right. Her last three relationships all ended under a Tory government.
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DeviledSmeggs
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She got a fucking dog 
kachoochoo
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"get the wiltshire farm foods korma on, margaret, I'm coming home!"
Brian Butterfield
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She's back already. As I predicted OH has driven off into the sunset in his lovely big car ALONE.
DisgruntledGoat
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Wow Jack I’m so glad you introduced your son to yet another lover who you’ve pushed away with your abysmal personality, so he’s experienced yet more upheaval in his twelve short years. Nice one, dickhead.
Winthropp Tuesday
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TD on fire again.
Lads, this is infuriating. She’s not fit to kill a Tamogochi…
traumatised sideboard
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Quality flounce 
imagine being 44 years old and behaving like that because your short-term imaginary boyfriend dumped you. Go and change your MSN name to something tragic and sign in and out repeatedly so he notices you, you actual child.
imagine being 44 years old and behaving like that because your short-term imaginary boyfriend dumped you. Go and change your MSN name to something tragic and sign in and out repeatedly so he notices you, you actual child.
Pavlova
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Welcome dear ninnies one and all, to thread #326 where a few days and hours is like being in some kind of weird Jack Monroe warped space and time continuum. The thread title was nominated by @Orphan_Black with a brilliant 110 votes.
Our fave smol pixie took time out of her 120 hour working week to go on a weekend break to the Netherlands.
Much debate ensued as to whether she went on her own or with her OH (did you know she had an OH
) - speculation continues as to whether OH (Harold) has LEFT.
Jack appeared at a voluntary sector conference in Scotland causing great alarm among our Scottish frau. The black tie evening do was equally entertaining as Jack turned up in her unwashed 3 day old pov outfit. We also had train chaos with a white knight squigg meeting her in London with a hand brace for ouchy thumb.
At the weekend, she mithered about her Landlady and the ginormous eucalytus tree in the back garden of the shitty bungalow to her 500k Twitter followers (hence the face-tuning of the sky and a legs n hammock thott shot). In the meantime, we are eagerly awaiting the arrival of a posse of Diet Coke-break tree surgeons to chop down said tree.
However this may well have happened already - if not, then a row from either Big Dave or the landlady-across-the-road - as Jack's Twitter account has disappeared/been deactivated. The Flying monkeys are desolate - one (and only one) of them mentioned it in a tweet.
Still no VBI, mention of payments to HMRC and we have the glories of Billy Bragg and Jack to look forward to at Glastonbury (if the trains are running and Peeky Mink is still active...). And LJC is living her best life this summer in California.
To quote @Switchstreetz who opened the last thread: Wiki is the pink button up there somewhere
have a read if you're new, and please include the words "thread title" in any nominations makes them easier to track down when it's time for the next thread. And no swearing - toot toot.
Our fave smol pixie took time out of her 120 hour working week to go on a weekend break to the Netherlands.
Much debate ensued as to whether she went on her own or with her OH (did you know she had an OH
) - speculation continues as to whether OH (Harold) has LEFT.Jack appeared at a voluntary sector conference in Scotland causing great alarm among our Scottish frau. The black tie evening do was equally entertaining as Jack turned up in her unwashed 3 day old pov outfit. We also had train chaos with a white knight squigg meeting her in London with a hand brace for ouchy thumb.
At the weekend, she mithered about her Landlady and the ginormous eucalytus tree in the back garden of the shitty bungalow to her 500k Twitter followers (hence the face-tuning of the sky and a legs n hammock thott shot). In the meantime, we are eagerly awaiting the arrival of a posse of Diet Coke-break tree surgeons to chop down said tree.
However this may well have happened already - if not, then a row from either Big Dave or the landlady-across-the-road - as Jack's Twitter account has disappeared/been deactivated. The Flying monkeys are desolate - one (and only one) of them mentioned it in a tweet.
Still no VBI, mention of payments to HMRC and we have the glories of Billy Bragg and Jack to look forward to at Glastonbury (if the trains are running and Peeky Mink is still active...). And LJC is living her best life this summer in California.
To quote @Switchstreetz who opened the last thread: Wiki is the pink button up there somewhere
have a read if you're new, and please include the words "thread title" in any nominations makes them easier to track down when it's time for the next thread. And no swearing - toot toot.
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BlendedSlop
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She's being cagey about the breed because she's bought a designer puppy and knows spending ££££ on a new dog isn't a great look for a person supposedly on the bones of their arse. Bet she wouldn't even entertain the idea of adopting a mongrel from a rescue centre.
Anyway, a couple of sane squigs amongst all the fawning. And one who refuses to open their eyes
Anyway, a couple of sane squigs amongst all the fawning. And one who refuses to open their eyes
Beachybeachybeachy
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After lurking for months, I've registered just to post this. It'd take 16.4 days at 10 seconds per email if she were to read all 141746 of them! As someone else has said, hyperfocus doesn't work like that.
SweetTransvestite
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Jack, stop reading here and go phone your sponsor, your Mum or ANYONE you trust. This sort of thing should not be on your public, professional social media account of over 500k followers. No, not all of them have blue ticks but many of them may be vulnerable themselves and are equally or if not, more valid. Actually deactivate Twitter, take a breath then make a cup of tea then call someone.
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DisgruntledGoat
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I think OH definitely existed: even for Jack her dress sense has been truly terrible recently. She’s got that horrifying cuffed cargo jean* and pigskin flat cap look from someone and it’s almost certainly a Gen X male (citation: am married to one who would probably dress like a blind grunge vampire if I let him).
*yes jean in the singular a la Sali Hughes
I for one at shocked that a relationship between two people in recovery for less than a year - one of whom is an incurable narc - should have ended. Shocked.
*yes jean in the singular a la Sali Hughes
I for one at shocked that a relationship between two people in recovery for less than a year - one of whom is an incurable narc - should have ended. Shocked.
Marmalade Atkins
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Penelope_Ghent
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MancBee
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OH "Jack I think we are moving a bit fast"
Jack "What do you mean, I have usually moved in within a week. We are going slowly"
OH "Those holidays you took me on, my brother said you told everyone I paid. And those earrings you bought yourself"
Jack " Oh well I just wanted everyone to know how much you loved me"
OH "But I never bought you those things, or said I love you"
Jack "Semantics. Let's go to the Harvester for tea and talk things over. We can watch Eastenders when we get back"
OH "Sod off, my brother told me about that too. Thanks for the holidays, but I think it is time we called it a day"
Jack "What do you mean, I have usually moved in within a week. We are going slowly"
OH "Those holidays you took me on, my brother said you told everyone I paid. And those earrings you bought yourself"
Jack " Oh well I just wanted everyone to know how much you loved me"
OH "But I never bought you those things, or said I love you"
Jack "Semantics. Let's go to the Harvester for tea and talk things over. We can watch Eastenders when we get back"
OH "Sod off, my brother told me about that too. Thanks for the holidays, but I think it is time we called it a day"
Sideboard Bob
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Why you cry?
Non-stop “aye”
Non-stop “aye”
Marmalade Atkins
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Warning: Huge
