Oh I thought with the weather, it would be the muddy puddleThe meal was a GIFT from a dear friend.
Oh I thought with the weather, it would be the muddy puddleThe meal was a GIFT from a dear friend.
Even her toenails, I notice.Genuinely very funny that someone with an inch of literal tit crusted under her nails at all times feels that it’s her place to accuse people of being stinky, figurative or not.
Mainstream lenders don’t do 5% on over £500k anymore, they ask for 15%. Non mainstream lenders will do 10% but at a price. It’s getting harder and harder and it’ll only get worse with interest rate rises/increased CoL. I can’t imagine many people with CCJs would be eligible for a higher risk product like that either.How can someone who claims to think of nothing else, be this stupid?
I don’t know if this has been mentioned already but if she’s looking at getting a mortgage in an ‘affordable’ house for 550k, then she’ll need 5% of the value and will need to earn a salary which is x4.5 of the amount being borrowed.
5% if 550k = 27500 (fair enough, she’s probably got that easily already)
522500 / 4.5 = 116 000 salary that she’ll need to earn.
This is the “34 pounds in my bank account and 20 quid a week on food” poverty performer, who has been saying for years how little she earns. (Minimum wage)
Either she’s lying about how much she earns or she’s anticipating a *massive* increase in earnings within the next 3 years, or she’s just completely bleeping stupid and doesn’t understand any of it.
Most likely is that she’s inadvertently revealed her true earnings, å slip and glitch in the narrative that reveals the true level of her grift, which only begs the question: what the duck does she do with it all?
Yea that was a quick Google search from me for the uk requirements, 5% seemed pretty low, there’s a minimum requirement for 15% where I’m based too. Either way you’re completely right, it’s a massive mortgage for a single borrower which will only get harder and harder to receive, and not least, pay back.Mainstream lenders don’t do 5% on over £500k anymore, they ask for 15%. Non mainstream lenders will do 10% but at a price. It’s getting harder and harder and it’ll only get worse with interest rate rises/increased CoL. I can’t imagine many people with CCJs would be eligible for a higher risk product like that either.
The thing is she didn’t even need to say 2/3rds of x for us to mither over it all. She really could have just said a smaller one or in a different area etc etc. How can she be this pissed off we’re just doing v basic maths?
Don’t forget the grubby hands and grime infested nails I know farmers, gardeners, stable staff with cleaner hands than herLike someone with a) grey gums and b) a contract with Superdrug to be the face of affordable hygiene products for the poorest in society should probably not be casting such aspersions
Coming from the woman with several sock accounts.A tale of two tweets. She is on one tonight and the flying monkeys are going wild.
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The ‘rent bounced’ retort is a classic jack mistruth, just like the £34 in her bank. It probably has bounced, but not because she has no money. Likely because she has no money in her current account, so she has to transfer across from savings to pay her rent. So TECHNICALLY, rent bounced + £34 in (main) bank + deposit for half mil house can all be true.I know she's currently mid-chaos, but I just wanted to post these rent receipts for posterity:
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Literally can't lie.
eShe’s literally the Queen of Contradictions (lying..I mean lying):
I’m the best tennant - I don’t pay my rent on time
I’m too poor to buy a house - I can afford a half a million pound house
I don’t have any gardening equipment - I maintain the tree in my garden
I want to be out of this rental as soon as possible - I don’t want the landlady to cut my tenancy short
This place is a shithole - it’s the best house ever
I totally agree with you, also - and other ninnies will know - would this also be the time of the year when SHE LEFT. Hence tonight's histrionics?She's definitely spitting venom because LJC is living it up at Stanford. She could've been swanning around the Bay Area, sipping a nice little boba tea under a palm tree today but she's stuck yapping on Twitter about a tree that isn't any of her business. Stay salty, Jack! Hahaaaa
And Cotswold and John Lewis and the delivery company, plus the removal company who moved LJC and the milkman and the postman, plus the regular skip deliveriesPlus the Ocado delivery drivers!
AbsofuckinglutelyI find it obscene that a woman who calls herself a poverty/budget campaigner, who has a cushy monthly Patreon income for doing nothing keeps moaning about not being a home owner of a place that costs about £800k, during a time when so many people at the moment struggle with their housing costs because everything is becomming so expensive.
She allowed to want what she wants of course, and I don't care that she has money but the 'poor me, I have spent money on rent and if it was a mortgage I would have been a home owner weh weh weh' is so tone deaf. Quite disgusting.