Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author

[Mr Krabs]

Well at least she finally shut her legs.

(Hi to any lurkers. The above is meant as an ironic statement because according to Jackstory several people have told her to close her legs including her brother and a random lady on the street to the extent it has become a running joke on these threads. I am not a slut shamer. Enjoy your day x)

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Lmfao. So that's what she's doing, Facetune obv, but then she's screenshotting the facetuned pics which reduces the image quality and so they appear even more blurred/smooth than the facetuned version. Absolutely bonkers. Jack you're so sad, and you're a liar.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

My sister is “just a hairdresser”. I pointed out that she had a Level 3 qualification at 19 and I didn’t have one till I was 32 That entertained her a LOT. There’s no “just” about it. I can barely brush my own properly hair let alone cut, dye or style it.

Wonder if she counts childcare as a “menial” job…

Oh Jack.

Explain a polypeptide chain to me

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Can’t be that busy doing the garden if you’re tweeting every two bleeping seconds

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[ChickenPorridge]

"Extensive scarring from years of childhood surgery"

They did a few laser removal sessions on a birthmark. Disgusting over exaggeration there from Jack.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

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lol is that another whatsapp chat nobody has invited her to? (Am assuming so, from the fact she doesn’t know if they’ve definitely been chatting about it.) She must still be awfully lonely in real life. Maybe if she wasn’t so, erm, awful she might have some friends to spend time with instead of constantly blabbering into the Twitter void.

 

[Terrible]

POVERTY'S BAAAD! Here's my legs

POVERTY’S BAAAD! Here’s my facetuned legs.
thread title please!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Fridge magnet content - maybe one for the patrons?

 

[FrumpyCat]

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duck off Jack. You can't even comprehend the most basic ideas.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Veronicaaa]

Just a neverending stream of bullshit, isn't it? Exhausting. And the 'depression' has arrived just as she's meant to be doing a BBQ for SB.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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I would like to see Jack try that with Pritti Patel.

One of them would be going home in an ambulance.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Oh my god, does she expect people to actually believe this nonsense?

 

[Hollaaa]

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Radioactive Bush.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

It's 8.20am Jack. I doubt you're going to wake anyone up but well done you for being awake this early x

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Up at 8.20? She must’ve peed the bed

 

[Veronicaaa]

Why was she seeing a mortgage advisor "many many years ago". Why would she not report the freaking imaginary mortgage advisor, because if he's asking this of her, he's asking similar (or worse) of other people. I mean I know it's shite but it's such unadulterated shite even for her.

 

[Orphan_Black]

She's both referenced me saying about cutting the grass with scissors, and not having time for nonsense.

Hi Jack, duck off, I don't want to be your friend.

 

[instacharlie]

"Extensive scarring from years of childhood surgery"

They did a few laser removal sessions on a birthmark. Disgusting over exaggeration there from Jack.

Honestly, she's just a massive tool! She's lucky that she at least had the option to try laser surgery for what birthmarks she actually has (no idea as I've never seen them).
The birthmark I have on my leg is very visible.......yet I don't think anyone has ever really mentioned it I forget it's there tbh.
The scar I have on my face is because the only option available was with a knife (lasering etc didn't exist)......again I don't think anyone has ever questioned it, and yes it's visible. Nor do I blame my parents for it, as they went with the only option they had.
She's such a victim of every single incident in life that the rest of us just get on with without a second thought.