The shin kicking is a shout out to us, right?
‘Cue Jack ‘cue JackC'mon, pal, you know you're excited for BBQ Jack. Bollock sausages burnt on the outside whilst raw in the middle, nice. Sling a goat's leg on there too, Jack. Sizzle Sizzle Toot Toot.
I’ve just finished a STEM degree that covered that multiple times and I still don’t fucken get itOh Jack.
Explain a polypeptide chain to me
She could've just given the actual reason she hasn't tattooed her legs, which is she wanted visible tattoos quickly to become an overnight edgelord and arms were the obvious choiceHonestly, she's just a massive tool! She's lucky that she at least had the option to try laser surgery for what birthmarks she actually has (no idea as I've never seen them).
The birthmark I have on my leg is very visible.......yet I don't think anyone has ever really mentioned it I forget it's there tbh.
The scar I have on my face is because the only option available was with a knife (lasering etc didn't exist)......again I don't think anyone has ever questioned it, and yes it's visible. Nor do I blame my parents for it, as they went with the only option they had.
She's such a victim of every single incident in life that the rest of us just get on with without a second thought.
Grunking, but it's always the violence with her isn't it?
Erm I suspect it will be unless given permission by the teacher like most secondaries.
No I'm afraid only the strongest in SB's class will have made it out aliveErm I suspect it will be unless given permission by the teacher like most secondaries.
I would like to nominate “absolute banger” for thread title nominate thank space youOooooh she's going to kick shins
I'm the very nasally Jack Mon-roe and I'm here with my docs the colour of dog tit to give your shins a good kicking
Im a bit mad me. I call my teenage son small boy and I once sent him to school in a floppy hat in case he got heat stroke from sitting in a claaaaaasroom
I've got an OH too.
Absolute banger
lmao SATC. In real life it’d mean your application going to a manual underwriter who’d take a look at it, rather than it being decided by the algos. That person wouldn’t be sat in a high street bank waiting on the off chance for some work!How the hell do you ‘override’ someone’s credit score?
Has she been watching old Sex and the City episodes with the creepy foot guy?
You’re right, of course, Marm. I’ve googled and now have regretShe probably means WikiFeet.
Omg they’ve been rating her feet too? 3.5 stars!