Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author

[ChickenPorridge]

She'll be fuming at only getting 3.5 stars. They were generous with that

 

[Orphan_Black]

‘Cue Jack ‘cue Jack
Barbecue Jack
She’ll make them eat the sausages that look like a ball sack

YEAH!

She needs to get in on the street food van market;


BBQ Jack's Ball-sack Shack.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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happy to know the tiny spoons are getting good use in their second home

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Idk why I expected higher quality merch

They even have pillows and thermos flasks?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Idk why I expected higher quality merch

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They even have pillows and thermos flasks?

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I'd rather be on Wikifeet than one of the Fappening sites.

(Cue Jack off to go check if she's on it!)

 

[Boyo]

Hissing dervish? What is a hissing dervish?

<———

Too short

 

[flightofthealligator]

I don’t even use Instagram filters. I’ve got teenage daughters looking to me as an example so I’m on social media in my all real life glory. Let alone fucken FaceTune.

OT slightly, there’s a brilliant thread on here (I’d have to go into watched to find it) with the best Wiki collection of real life vs whatever the duck this particular Hun uses and it was eye opening for my kids.

That tit is harmful and FaceTuned photos should be forced by law to have the watermark or AD written on because it’s not bleeping real.

The Instagram reality subreddit??

 

[Veronicaaa]

Idk why I expected higher quality merch

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They even have pillows and thermos flasks?

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My sister's going to love it when I give her that cushion cover for her Christmas.

 

[MancBee]

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Catching up, and I know it has probably been said, but dervishes do not hiss, they whirl.

She has probably done this on purpose after the Fraus made fun of her previous incorrect usage of dervish.

 

[Charitas]

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I hate to mither but how does one not spill the tea or indeed cause pain to ones shoulder by only using one arm thus putting more stress on one of the most easily destabilized joints in the body

 

[kachoochoo]

of course, if you zoom in, her toenails are mucky

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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Jack, please, please stop minimising and misrepresenting depression ya prune.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Floppy hat ffs, is he a woman in the 1930s with a wicker basket full of pork cylinders going for a picnic with his new beau? Should she send him off with a tartan blanket and a warning about letting young men drive automobiles too fast down country roads after too much ginger beer?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[trueblue222]

Lights off fannybaws

 

[Orphan_Black]

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A size 8 US is a size 6 UK shoe wise. Hobbit Jack, smol person, big feet.

 

[Mr Krabs]

She'll be fuming at only getting 3.5 stars. They were generous with that

3.5 seems to be some serious shade on that site. Even Patti LaBelle got a 4.

I’m thinking that wikifeet merch would make a hilarious secret Santa gift. But I don’t want my name on some database.

 

[Kittypops]

"Birth date - not set"

 

[Veronicaaa]

beautifulnice/ok/bad/ugly

I love a forensic ratings system.

 

[trueblue222]

A size 8 US is a size 6 UK shoe wise. Hobbit Jack, smol person, big feet.

I'm also size 6 and wee. To be fair my mum is a size 5 and she's got bigger feet than me but thinner feet. I clearly have strange feet.

I don't mind being a size 6. Easy enough to get shoes