Tweeted and deleted:
New version:
New version:
Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Omg she’s accidentally uploaded the FaceTune screenie and not the image! Deceased!
Proper monster munch toes, them.
Deleted and reposted with the edited image
Can someone real (not OH) put Jack in a safety deposit box and then accidentally on purpose drop the key in the Thames?
It doesn't, they stink especially year 9 boys. Blazers only get washed every blue moon too so boak as our ones are polyester.
I'm hot, other staff are hot, kids are hot.
NB. Some kids don't want to take their blazers off, some girls today were worried about having sweat patches under their arms, we encourage them, but at the end of the day their body their choice. No one is forced to do anything.
Do we remember when she got into trouble with that head teacher and had to apologize? she has duck all idea of what actually goes on in schools.
Honestly she's a joke. A chaotic scattergun of shouty nothingness
POVERTY'S BAAAD! Here's my legs
POVERTY'S BAAAD! Here's my legs
This is brilliant. That's three attempts to upload it. Lol.
She facetuned the SKY! Is nothing sacred??
I don't see an office and yer not Heidi Klum hen so put yer legs away.
Also... she's clearly on wifi there? Didn't she say she didn't have wifi the other month?
Hissing dervish? What is a hissing dervish?
I've never used facetune and I'm almost two decades older than her. The most I ever do is change the colour of my selfie. She's incredibly insecure
I've never used facetune and I'm almost two decades older than her. The most I ever do is change the colour of my selfie. She's incredibly insecure
I've never used facetune and I'm almost two decades older than her. The most I ever do is change the colour of my selfie. She's incredibly insecure
The same legs with the disfiguring birthmarks, that she's too self-conscious to show?
BTW Jack? Drink some water, you look thirsty AF,
Just downloaded FaceTune2 and pricing structure below - don’t understand the diff between yearly @ £2.74 a month versus monthly @ £7.99 a month? 
She could pay a gardener
hire a mower
ask her dad
Ask sb's dad
ask her OH
her 'friends' mind you it’s probably too big a job for the brambly mice.
maybe she shouldn’t have neglected it. Mowing during heat/drought is the worst time to mow.
You just know she ran here quickly to see if anyone caught it 
Another hard day's work for Jack. Double my patreon contribution.
Are her 30 mins on twitter nearly up?
Are her 30 mins on twitter nearly up?
She's pissed off because she RENTS. If she didn't RENT she wouldn't have to go out on a boiling hot day and mow the lawn. She doesn't have what she needs because it was all stolen. Everyone is watching her doing it because she RENTS and she is WORKING CLASS and she is a thorn in their side with her tattoos and messy garden. She's POOR as well. So POOR that she can't afford garden tools despite the fact you can pick them up for very little in the supermarket. She is so so POOR she doesn't have a decent set of scissors despite being a famous cook. She has to use her son's craft scissors. Bent over, in this heat, with arthritis snipping the grass with her son's craft scissors. She is such a good person and so well-loved that Titchmarsh, Monty, along with various retail stores have all have been tweeted by her followers to send her freebies, because she is POOR and a victim of robbery. Did I translate that correctly?
- Status