Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author
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AYE AYE AYE The lies have it
too early I know- but this gets my vote!
What happened to long Covid Jack? Not heard about that ailment for a while. Could it have been *gasp* complete bollocks?
I swear her columns are just written by AI at this point. I kind of want to learn to code so I can feed her words into a machine and auto generate lever arch files full of bollocks.
I swear her columns are just written by AI at this point. I kind of want to learn to code so I can feed her words into a machine and auto generate lever arch files full of bollocks.
bleeping hell, would you just stop saying aye?! 
I'm actually Scottish and I haven't said aye as much as she has in the past 2 days!bleeping hell, would you just stop saying aye?!
Oh Jack, Stress on your joints is it? Aye.
Whatever orthotics support your munchie little heart desires are worn on your whatever part of your body has the ouchies this week and they are there to support your joints (clue in the name!). Then it's a matter of whatever medication you need tablets etc or if you're really unlucky like me, you'll have a bottle of Oramorph liquid morphine which can be awkward but I've a little thing called a bag that I keep to put things in if I'm moving from place to place. Thankfully I've always remembered my wheelchair when it's needed or on a good day, my walking stick as I wouldn't want people to think I was in some sort of midlife crisis, break dancing in the supermarket when simply trying to stand up after falling. Hope that helps flower xoxo
…… she packed NOTHING!!! WTF?! So she clearly did just pop on a train with NOTHING!
Am I missing something? She clearly carried nothing of use(not even a clean shirt the bellend) so what is she on about?
I think I’m at max Jack and must run away and ignore her barmy world and words for a bit
Jaysus she would wear you out!(eta: I’m rage texting so used clearly far too often. Clearly.)
Given that a lot of shifts in foodbanks require you to lift and shift boxes and bags and cans and things, I'm surprised she is able to commit to volunteering weekly given her conditions.
Although I suppose she could be there giving up to date advice on housing benefits etc...
I did one of my occasional shifts at the local food pantry sorting donations and I'm genuinely quite achey today!
Although I suppose she could be there giving up to date advice on housing benefits etc...
I did one of my occasional shifts at the local food pantry sorting donations and I'm genuinely quite achey today!
Aye Jack is a pain in the tits.
Almost as much as So It Is Jack - although she doesn’t appear to have any NI bookings coming up, thankfully
Almost as much as So It Is Jack - although she doesn’t appear to have any NI bookings coming up, thankfully
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oh duck off. It’s like the live laugh love of campaigning
That's the only VBI we'll ever see. This squig has done more work for this than Jack's done all year!
What in the Year 3 Project duck is this
Is that a child’s homework?!
Exactly. Exactly this. So I'm now wondering WTF was in the Adidas holdall that the lovely (& ruddy, bloody brave) @lurkerfrau spotted off-stage yesterday? Was it just filled with rusty thrift shop shite or what?
Lads, I'm so confused.
Buy cheap buy twice is the essence of the Vimes Boots Theory, but apparently it's something her mum used to say?
Either our cackie is trying to break the American Market or the kitchn is getting all up in her sloppy niche. Call Mr Israel!! 
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Her skin looks liker newspaper. That's nothing that some moisturizer won't fix. Dab it in before bed pet. Works wonders.
See this is what puts me off the Guardian. It’s the same people writing the same stuff and nobody with any genuine lived experience.
It is lazy journalism at its finest.
It is lazy journalism at its finest.
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