Anna was mentioned right back in 2014
Can just ONE BLOODY THING not be about you!
Because she was born in 1878 when tattoos were only for sailors or women of ill-repute.
Because they need to make themselves seem edgy and rebellious, like a teenager except they are 35. Tragic. It says a lot about how they view themselves/the identities they ID as.
Wonder if she even knows about any of the history of Scots, or just thinks of it as a cute little accent 
I roared at this as well
I learned the intricacies of 18 tribal dialects and mastered their rites and rituals. I studied the practice of herbal and spiritual medicine and became revered as a great healer. I brokered peace between several waring tribes and ushered in an era of trade and stability not seen since the bronze age. It was a fantastic couple of weeks and I brought home loads of great spoons.Exactly! Imagine, travelling to the the other end of the country the day after you get home from a 4+ day trip to another country (for which you were allegedly “whisked away”, and that phrasing implies no involvement in the planning of said trip which I wouldn’t be happy with in the first place), to then give a ‘professional’ talk in front of an in-person audience and simultaneous livestream … just not happening. And then, good grief, going to an awards show and dinner on top of it. Nope, very nope. Yes all autistic people are different, but difficulty with change and transitions is a pretty key barrier the condition leads to. So all this sudden holidaying and WORK TRAVEL and now a big dinner in a sensory nightmare environment, all in one go, is further fuel for the theory that she’s been talking out of her arse.
your kids will have a great memory to share, even though they’ll have no idea how much it wrecked you 
I aim to be able to do stuff like that when my youngest is old enough, but am nowhere near being able to handle it yet, cos small toddlers are the worst. And the best. But yeah very much the worst.)Honestly, that could be my life and I wouldn’t be surprised.I totally misread this as you having 5 year old triplets who you look after with the care of a newborn
The three day old t shirt was for tonight but she's completely mad. She has got so many nice clothes.
Grunking so not sure where this lands but just wanted to extend a 'Chapeau' to Piers for an excellent tweet.
Could she be any more rude? A guest at a dinner party and she has her phone out tweeting? So, so, uncouth.
But mumble pumble loves her jumble, mustn't grumble!
Jen, I don't know what you do for a living but I genuinely had to cancel a 2pm meeting today, not for Jack reasons.
No, I suspect my client was a sunny weather related cancellation.
Next week, pumble
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