I'm quite looking forward to the return of Jack following the week of humiliating rows. I wonder if we'll get "sorry, I've been quiet but I've been away with my mates who were all taking turns to softly and gently tickle my bum with a feather because I am so precious and important" Jack or shall we get "LIGHTS OFF- send cashos" Jack?
Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked
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Someone needs to send her better life choice-os.
Putting mini eggs in the meekrowarvey, never occurred to me, but explosion seems to be a distinct possibility
I think it’s budget shoes cost poor people 344 per cent more than expensive shoes do for non poors
She’s on holiday. Defs.
OH has whisked her away for a pre-festival moon to ensure she is fully rested ahead of the season.
She’s probably in Chamonix or something.
Doesn’t matter which one we get, all jacks are awful jacks
Ffs I just realised I should've bought vimesbotsindex.com and we could've all drawn bots with accompanying prices.
I wonder what would happen if a Squig recommended wrapping them in foil and then microwaving them? Would Jack declare it her favourite way to
It might be a useful defence mechanism against the pumble though, so swings and roundabouts.
It would be tough for her to choose between Completed It Mate Jack or Firefighter Jack for her response
I vaguely remember making a Photoshop of Jock as the Scott's Porage Oats guy last time she breached the border
She’s liked a couple of things on Twitter this evening. I think she is holding off on posting to punish whoever it was that sent the fuzz round…
I thought she had a dedicated team of 12 year olds on this?
I guess they all had school....
Mm I think it will be a 'been off having the best time
. Haven't been following SM at all or looking at hate sites. OH whisked me away to xyz. Now feel re energised for important work fuelled by a burning sense of injustice 
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Was Sam Vimes a werewolf?
Jack coming to Scotland is the worst border breach since Edward I.
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my little socks off over here at ‘I Slopped the Sheriff’ 
I declare this the best ever. We will folate COLLATE you carroty prannock
the Monroe Cotswolds Index, to see how many Cotswolds sideboards and other fripperies you would have to forgo to buy a house in Thorpe Bay. No more Urban Decay and MAC strobe cream, just use chicken dripping candle wax stored in a gifted gu pot and burn garden leaves to make ash for eyeshadow! I have ten years of Cotswolds catalogues, this will be done come Sunday eve. Chapeau!
Oh hell. I went for a piss and a sandwich back in May and now I'm sixteen threads behind 
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