Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

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hydeist

hydeist

Ostapbender said:
Plot twist: Jack got offered a job at the nick. She'll be teaching the police officers how to cook, and the poor prisoners will be waiting hours through no fault of their own for their slow cooked cup of tea and rinsed beans in gruel
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Grunking but I'm pretty sure this would violate the policing code of ethics for human rights in custody 😂
 
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RaeRae

RaeRae

Five hundred dogs said:
I feel like someone should buy the domaine name “Vimes boots index” then create a web page to explain that it doesn’t currently exist and that it’s been xx weeks/days/hours since the date promised it would be ready by. At least then when people go looking for it they’ll know the truth.
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This is absolutely genius!
 
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trueblue222

She will need to say Polis if she comes to Scotland

She's an absolute banger. She should just piss off and take her fake benedict cumber bleeping scotch indy troll account with her the absolute goon

I hope she misses her flight. I'm evil but I
don't care

How the duck do people want to date her knowing she's a bleeping troll of the highest order
 
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hellosailor⚓

hellosailor⚓

I Fought the Slop (and the slop won)
Folsom Prison Gruels
Band with the Runs
I Slopped the Sheriff
 
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HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

hollywood said:
To be forensic about it😝
A fud is the name given to the tail of a rabbit and therefore ladies front bums became known as fuds because of the pubes resemblance…..
Either that all my whole life I’ve been under misapprehension.
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I thought it was like fod which is your forehead. Also Elmer Fudd has a massive fod.

I will award a large amount of slopcoin crypto, which is just resting in Slopbots account, to any Frau who obtains footage of someone shouting “oiii you, Jack Monroe, you opposed Scottish independence with a twitter sock account called Benedict Cumberscotch, didn’t you, yer fud”
 
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People-huv-tae-know

People-huv-tae-know

Ostapbender said:
Plot twist: Jack got offered a job at the nick. She'll be teaching the police officers how to cook, and the poor prisoners will be waiting hours through no fault of their own for their slow cooked cup of tea and rinsed beans in gruel
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How gorgeous was Richard Beckinsale though 😍
 
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definitelynotvlad

definitelynotvlad

Whaa? said:
If she does produce recipes for diabetics I hope someone from a charity representing diabetics steps in. I would not like to see her go after a person with diabetes who questions any recipes she posts. She withdrew from the degree in nutrition she had started as she had too much on. Why does she think she is qualified to produce recipes for people who have medical needs?
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Because she’s a literal food expert, HTH x
 
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