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Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked
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Ross actually managed to get married three times though.
There are many theories, but that is my thought. The gun appeared, unofficially but with no ammo around. Jack couldn't resist a photo opportunity and the sweet, sweet likes on Twitter. Lied about it being fired, then deleted it when someone at the party saw the tweet.
The police were likely notified, and had a word. The Big D went ballistic (pun intended) so Jack is currently licking her wounds. No doubt she'll be back with some amazingly brilliant political analysis or a withering takedown of someone soon. We've had Cooper deployed to bury the replies already.
One of which was a union with a lesbian!Ross actually managed to get married three times though.
Well, yes - but he had a job.Ross actually managed to get married three times though.
Jack refers to her Celtic roots, or fondly recalls family holidays as a wee lass where she skipped softly, gently, playfully amongst the heather, before rushing back to the b&b for haggis and Ironbru..
It’s gone meta! Hopefully Chris is involved in a new show called “the Grift of it”They're recommending something that doesn't exist in response to a tweet that clearly says guesses/jokes aren't welcome. How is this not satire?
God, remember Russ who Rachel in friends dated who was Ross’ double. I don’t think we could cope with a Jock.
Oh tit-it’s Scottish Jack as a separate entity
Oh tit-it’s Scottish Jack as a separate entity
I had a Scottish friend who had a Ford Mondeo (that autocorrected to Monroe ) with a number plate that was something like W369 FUD. He couldn’t sell the thing for toffee.
) with a number plate that was something like W369 FUD. He couldn’t sell the thing for toffee.Did the Budget Jones the Mitty Bungalow Mystery get thread title nominated already? Now I forget who said it. @YenE called her Budget Jones.
Actually I would do brilliantly with this question, as a lone worker entirely responsible for the day to day running of the office the cleaner in question would be ME, and I happen to know a lot of facts about the cleaner (including that she has been deliberately ignoring a big cobweb with a partucularly beefy looking spider living in it, in case it leaps at her with its fangs bared and runs down her top if she disturbs it
)I fancy “Top Gun- Maverick” as thread title nomination now that we’ve mithered ourselves into believing the Plod had a word about the artillery firing lie.
You have no idea how tempting it is to buy all 99p variants of vimesbootsindex.com, connect them all and then just put this page up but I fear I'll be forcefully ejected from Tattle if I do it.
Absolutely this. She’s had a telling off.
Do it do it do it! We will crowdfund for a crack team of paralegals for you, dear heart.
Some squig is already squatting on the .co.uk!
Hmmm, a typo in the title, maybe it actually is Jack's site!
www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk
Hmmm, a typo in the title, maybe it actually is Jack's site!
Vimes Boots Intdex
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1486002748445364230
*Irn Bru*
Not trying to be an irn bru pedant you understand but if she calls it iron bru she's been on the knock off stuff from Aldi
Would it be wrong if I said my breakfast this morning was a glass of bru?
I'm not joking either
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Dang, they didn't use the photo of a boot full of spoons. What a missed opportunity!Some squig is already squatting on the .co.uk!
Hmmm, a typo in the title, maybe it actually is Jack's site!
Vimes Boots Intdex
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1486002748445364230
The .com isn't available either, rude! I did buy vimesbootindex.com for 99p, not realising in my dervish of haste it was a singular boot. It's fine, I needed somewhere to put my Serious List of Prices index.
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