I just realised - today was the final day of the hard deadline. I hope the chaos(es) of the last few days haven't got in the way of that.
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Deffo.I reckon captainmouse eats all food like Henry IIIV at a banquet, taking bites out of everything, stuffing their face grabbing baked ham with bare hands!
Nope. I'm at work in my funeral home from 9-5 Monday to Friday earning less than Jack Monroe does for doing literally duck all on patreon.Any of you fancy Sky owning ninnies seen our Jack on yet?
She says there she's a coffee master tooHmm. This reminds me of this intriguing aside from a very early blog entry:
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Job Trial Completed
So that's the job trial over and done with, three hours and thirty three additional minutes of can't-quite-bring-myself-to-leave. Pouring pints, loading a dishwasher, polishing wine glasses and cha...web.archive.org
(Back then Jack was still unaware of her secret autism diagnosis, so she appears to have been capable of lying. Unlike now, of course.)
I've never seen or read lotr and I think tomatoes are bleeping gross... and yet I still clickedOr that scene in LOTR when Pippin goes to Minas Tirith.
So now I’ve gone down one of those LOTR holes where you read the starting comment on a thread about Peter Jackson’s secret messages in all the scenes and the next thing you know it is light outside. FFS.
Similar happened to me. Changed jobs and arranged for my new job to pay in to a different account for better interest rates and all that jazz. Thought I'd switched all my direct debits over but the only one I'd forgotten to switch was the council tax. Big oops! I learned then that they involve bailiffs very, very quickly when it's a statutory bill! Luckily as it was a genuine mistake by me I had the funds available to pay what was owed with no interest on the spot but I've never been so close to slopping my pants!I’m afraid they do! I forgot to pay a tax bill and debt agency took it on. I had moved house and wasn’t forwarded a load of letters. I crapped myself when I realised what I’d done, was total brain fart
I've never seen or read lotr and I think tomatoes are bleeping gross... and yet I still clickedOr that scene in LOTR when Pippin goes to Minas Tirith.
So now I’ve gone down one of those LOTR holes where you read the starting comment on a thread about Peter Jackson’s secret messages in all the scenes and the next thing you know it is light outside. FFS.
That is so funny. I was brushing my teeth only this morning pondering the fact the most surprising thing Jack could do right now would be to reveal OH was in fact a youngish woman.Is anyone else starting to believe that Jack really does have a pensioner boyfriend who is called Harold?
She said she had a degree?Hmm. This reminds me of this intriguing aside from a very early blog entry:
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Job Trial Completed
So that's the job trial over and done with, three hours and thirty three additional minutes of can't-quite-bring-myself-to-leave. Pouring pints, loading a dishwasher, polishing wine glasses and cha...web.archive.org
(Back then Jack was still unaware of her secret autism diagnosis, so she appears to have been capable of lying. Unlike now, of course.)
Her melodramatic tales of woe about debts and late payments such as bailiffs hammering on the door the second a payment is overdue, are downright dangerous and will prevent people from seeking help.And just in case anyone has been scared by Jack's tales about clawing on the floor whenever she's sent a reminder of debt- it doesn't have to be as bad as she says, I promise. The bailiff man was actually very polite and lovely as I explained what had happened, even though I was a bird wearing traaaaazers. I've also had times where I couldn't pay a bill because tit happens and I've called the company to explain and we've always worked something out that means I wouldn't be cut off. So please, please don't follow Jack's example of burying your head and hoping it goes away, it won't. But if you explain as soon as possible what the issue is most companies will do what they can to help you!!
Ooh always the show offy drama queen. Reading that, yep Jack, no-one liked you then, no-one likes you now. That will be be because of your awful dramz performance personality. We've all just watched you showing off about your flimsy social media bull tit on telly, and you were TERRIBLE. Come back again when you have something proper to say. And, by the way, dinnae come near my bleeping bridgeGuardian article from 2014, if debt was so awful and scary, why let yourself get another CCJ?! No bleeping excuse except for entitlement.
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Poverty has left me unable to open my own front door | Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe: When I gave evidence about my time on the breadline to the parliamentary inquiry on hunger and food poverty, I was unprepared for the trauma of reliving itwww.theguardian.com
I think she was sacked from the match making series for setting up sock accounts and harassing her co-presenter.View attachment 1307866
Apparently she's a "love coach" which I presume isn't some sort of bus
WE LOVE ACTUAL FACTS NOT JACK FACTS THOUGH
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Good God, I just googled her and she is unhinged. Jack is in danger.I think she was sacked from the match making series for setting up sock accounts and harassing her co-presenter.
Exactly!Her melodramatic tales of woe about debts and late payments such as bailiffs hammering on the door the second a payment is overdue, are downright dangerous and will prevent people from seeking help.
See also: claiming she let her infant son go cold and hungry rather than seek help, fearing social services would take her son away.