I’ve never cut a tomato so wasn’t really sure why you needed 2 platesThat would be a recipe for Floor Tomatoes with Smashed Crockery if I tried it out at home.
I think more dextrous people than I do it with grapes as well.
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I’ve never cut a tomato so wasn’t really sure why you needed 2 platesThat would be a recipe for Floor Tomatoes with Smashed Crockery if I tried it out at home.
I think more dextrous people than I do it with grapes as well.
The ONSMaybe we should start a list of people who don’t want to work with Jack again:
The Telegraph
Linda McCartney
Hellmans
Who makes Daily Kitchen
Yeah you don’t wait 3 years for non payment then moan on Twitter. Weak. I know the Guardian pays promptly as my friend used to do it!
I’m sure a friendly Telegraph journalist could publish an article with the headline ‘Jack Monroe, yer time’s up’.I just want to know how she can sleep through multiple IPhone alarms? Their alarm tones could wake the dead.
Plus I'm sure whoever she was supposed to be talking to today tried calling her when they realised she was late. Did she sleep through / ignore the calls too?Or... she's lying and just felt too tired, so turned them all off and went back to sleep.
Wonder if she’d recite the Why You Cry, Lady Di poem? Maybe while crying on a sideboard in a wig.I wonder how long it is before she starts doing Cameo requests at £30 a pop for her adoring squigs. You can have that one for free pal*
*Only because if you did I would be the first to pay it and send Jack a very long message about her Patreon and taxes to read out as a ballad which ends in her promising to pay her creditors and close the Patreon.
dear heart this might be my favourite jack photoshop EVERI'm so far behind I'm like Jack working behind the scenes so I'm just assuming that nobody else has been sad enough to find 24 different alarm clocks to demonstrate actual scenes from the crappy bungalow this morning.
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I see elevenerife Jack is back.
Loans in England and Wales free in Scotland if you earn less than 25k a yearShe was doing another degree last year that seems to have fizzled out. Her description of her first essay totally explains why I seem to remember. There’s a reason jumping from 4 GCSES to a degree is an error.
you don’t just pay for OU though, I imagine it would be loans?
How many years ago? I think it was free to those on benefits until late 2012 I think.Apparently she started an open University degree years ago but gave it up as she couldn't afford it. If you Google Jack Monroe open University it takes you to a huff post article saying so
Is there nothing she's not tried and failed at ffs!,
She has 2 phones, one of which is an iPhone. The other at one point was a Pixel I think, but don't see the Android tag on Twitter these days under her posts, so that may have changed. She has a Lumie luxe alarm clock too. WFK about the other...What are the 4 devices?
Hmm. This reminds me of this intriguing aside from a very early blog entry:Apparently she started an open University degree years ago but gave it up as she couldn't afford it. If you Google Jack Monroe open University it takes you to a huff post article saying so
Is there nothing she's not tried and failed at ffs!,
Article was from 2015 but didn't specify the exact yearHow many years ago? I think it was free to those on benefits until late 2012 I think.
Also, you don't have to pay back student loans until you're earning enough. She must have been worried she was earning too much.
what did she pretend her degree was back then?! fake academic jack bleeping kills meHmm. This reminds me of this intriguing aside from a very early blog entry:
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Job Trial Completed
So that's the job trial over and done with, three hours and thirty three additional minutes of can't-quite-bring-myself-to-leave. Pouring pints, loading a dishwasher, polishing wine glasses and cha...web.archive.org
(Back then Jack was still unaware of her secret autism diagnosis, so she appears to have been capable of lying. Unlike now, of course.)
we NEED jubilee golden hats. if solid gold hats are good enough for that old crone then why can't we?It really seems like people have been so conditioned to believe someone on their side is “good” then must be right. Some people who challenge her are automatically attacked as being tories based on nothing other than they have questioned her.
We have to be getting jubilee hats? Which reminds me I haven’t been near the royal family/Harry and Meghan threads in months BRB!!![]()
OK but ... she should have set her boundaries from the start? Or at least the middle. The fact she's let it get to this stage is her fault.Respectfully I have to say I’m with Jack on this (oh gawd!): she does not owe him a thing. It isn’t for her to open his gift and gush about it on Twitter just because he asks.
Not even a really big beef one?I’ve never cut a tomato so wasn’t really sure why you needed 2 plates![]()