Jack Monroe #314 Take care on the stairs you pretend to fall down repeatedly
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Doesn't tie in with the stalker storyline either does it? Opening your actual home up to total strangers
I'm in the US where group meetups are extremely popular, but always at parks/cafes/public spaces, never at your address
Can't afford grapes but can afford a full Chinese takeaway and Netflix and a new telly.
Can afford a full team of 'cracking paralegals', legal help etc etc but can't afford to let randoms on the Internet 'take control of the narrative'.
Can't see what an idiot she is, luckily we all can.
Can afford a full team of 'cracking paralegals', legal help etc etc but can't afford to let randoms on the Internet 'take control of the narrative'.
Can't see what an idiot she is, luckily we all can.
Surely those are jokes??? He’s a kid, a young kid. Keep the poor chap away from SM as long as you can, ger him to do chores around the house if he needs extra money …..
ETA: They have been deleted In what universe would she even contemplate this, and why tweet it in the first place?
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Tastes like sin? She says that of her own cooking? I just don’t get it.
She wrote Hunger Hurts in July 2012 and it mentioned she had turned off the heating at the mains in December. So either she was inviting people into a freezing flat or...
ETA two more screenshots from an interview with The Independent in December 2017. So 2011 was (allegedly) the year of the miserable Christmas indeed.
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Not at all. She posted her number in a public group, that's idiotic for anyone to do.Doesn't tie in with the stalker storyline either does it? Opening your actual home up to total strangers
@colouredlines which home is the one by Royals? (the shopping centre)
Well she certainly doesn’t get the abuse she claims does she, if she even contemplated it enough to tit it on twitter. The immediate delete was her realising oh wait, I can’t squeal about that if I’d let him on!!
Yeah, posting your number on a public forum and inviting all the randomers to visit is exactly the kind of thing someone with a terrifying obsessed stalker would do
Does anyone else think why doesn’t she just effing shut up?
The more of her tweets I read (the ones posted here) the more I dislike her and doubt any of her poverty stories.
I think she does, I mentioned on a previous thread about her and her amazing array range of tastes despite claims of autism. I have since decided she has read about "supertasters" and has decided that this means she fully appreciates a wide range of tastes rather than the actual truth of food being pretty much inedible.
This is minor in the great scheme of things, but it’s really starting to piss me of that she says “in the wild” all the time. Not only is she using it wrong (isn’t it supposed to mean “in the real world”, i.e. NOT on social media), but it’s so hackneyed and overused.
Jack is a literal horror. I know this because I made a forensic study on a granular level with unctuous delight and laser precision.
I have concluded that Jack must have teeth like Pennywise.
How she lures squigs and blue ticks:
Green slop horrors
Afterbirth oats gore
How she lures squigs and blue ticks:
Green slop horrors
Afterbirth oats gore
This Jack sounds a lot nicer that the current Jacks. Just like a normal parent trying to make friends.
She says she’s lived like it for a year in 2012, but also she left the fire service in November 2011, so shouldn’t have had to unplug everything at the mains a month later, while inviting people round for tea and cakes. In many other articles she says she was in poverty for two years, and this Christmas in 2012 she’s going to her parents, but in the previous year 2011 she has said she sent her son to his dad’s because she had nothing and was freezing etc - but she was on the up once this article went viral in December 2012. It’s all bullshit and always has been. Time works differently in the Jackiverse
Why you bawl?
Liverpool losing kickyball
Liverpool losing kickyball
Absolutely pal.
The one thing to remember about Jack is the compulsive lying will precede even the fake poverty. Everything she says is laced with a grain of truth but it’s all embellished and lies.
Imagine being that insecure in yourself you have to make up lies about being in poverty and poor to make people be interested in her. And they still aren’t on any sort of level beyond a random Twitter interaction.
Imagine being that insecure in yourself you have to make up lies about being in poverty and poor to make people be interested in her. And they still aren’t on any sort of level beyond a random Twitter interaction.
Must've realised just how ridiculous that sounded (thanks to us
) and decided to go for .... something even more ridiculous lol.But seriously, the fact she thinks having 1 (ONE) forrin grandparent somehow marks her out as, idk, exotic? special? only goes to show just how provincial and little England she is. Babes none of us are True Brits x
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