Jack Monroe #314 Take care on the stairs you pretend to fall down repeatedly

[FrumpyCat]

I'm shocked that she even entertained the idea. Let alone tweet it. She should be managing HIS 'socials' at his age. Not burdening him with hers.

It is like Jack is deliberately trying to making herself look like a tit parent.I

Even when she is doing normal stuff like getting a takeaway and watching television with her son it looks bizarrely performative and centred on her. And as for that weird stuff about her son whatsapping pictures of slop to his friends...

 

[Veronicaaa]

And what, pray, is a 'self made working class single mum'?

Ironically, the term 'self made' will only make people think of 'self made' millionaires / billionaires, who are next-to-never 'self made' and in 99 out of 100 cases come from money.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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Every time I see this tweet it makes me laugh, same with this thread’s title. BACK OFF.

 

[shouldbutshornt]

Paralegal actually does kinda sound even more threatening than a lawyer. It sounds badass. Like a lawyer parachuting in behind enemy lines.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Wow. What a witch. using her son as a way to stop people forensically questioning her questionable morals

Only because Coops doesn't have opposable thumbs.

 

[Terrible]

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2011 the year of the great poverty, and no presents for Christmas. Still inviting people over for playdates and putting her mobile number out into the public realm. (I've redacted it).

To all the nasty squigs defending the lying mare, stop it. She's a fraud and a grifter, she's making fools out of you and you're paying for the privilege.

This is the year she sold her telly twice? And her furniture and plates and son’s toys?
Game Over!

EDIT: Or maybe not quite - trying to find out for sure, but think the worst of it might have actually been Christmas 2012?

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

Putting the disgusting reasons she would suggest such a thing to one side.....
Of all the earn a bit of pocket money jobs that exist this is not the one.

First thing that popped into my head..

 

[Veronicaaa]

Incidentally, why does Jack think that basically admitting she's a tory wet dream is some kind of own? We know, hun, we know x

 

[Orphan_Black]

This is the year she sold her telly twice? And her furniture and plates and son’s toys?
Game Over!

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

3rd gen immigrant. What? She wants attention because her grandparents were Greek?

ONE of my grandparents was an immigrant, who wants to bow down to me?

 

[Sketchy]

Ironically, the term 'self made' will only make people think of 'self made' millionaires / billionaires, who are next-to-never 'self made' and in 99 out of 100 cases come from money.

Exactly!

 

[NellieBoo]

How many WC mothers are “mama”?


Tbf Kith and Kin was a cracking comedy show. Very noice and unyuuuusual.

I'm mama, ma, Main G, The OG, mama bear. But mostly 'Muuuuuuuuuuuuuu'

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Has space squig sent a .......

Jack in the box?

 

[shouldbutshornt]

Is she the same amount of Greek as Prince William and Harry?

 

[trueblue222]

Paralegals are cheaper than lawyers. I was told this by a paralegal when I took an ex employer to tribunal. They can do the job of a lawyer in some cases but they don't cost as much

Over to you Jack

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I’m going to have some salad. Does Jack ever eat anything green coloured?

Sometimes.

Spoiler: Green...

 

[SarcasticEllis]

ONE of my grandparents was an immigrant, who wants to bow down to me?

me too! Refugee an all, and still seeing what I now realise are the effects of inter generational trauma from their utterly hellish early life - check me out!!
No further details in case Jack starts appropriating it as her own!!

 

[Mr Krabs]

I thought she was claiming to be a second gen immigrant because her mum comes from a faraway exotic land called Northern Ireland?

 

[Slopidydodah]

love to see a frau in the wild

We could wear a squig ring (Thanks Vlad) to identify Frau’s in the wild.

 

[Pavlova]

Sometimes.

Spoiler: Green...

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The only good thing about that bowl of green slop is the 》《 emoji matches the colour perfectly...