Jack Monroe #314 Take care on the stairs you pretend to fall down repeatedly
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She is such a fecking sad sack and she is no football supporter. My team are going on a European tour and even before we got European football i totally embarrassed myself in the pub screaming because we had a chance of it in front of a load of people I don't know and her team are in the champions league final and she's not tweeted about it
Bollocks she supports Liverpool
Bollocks she supports Liverpool
What happened to not caring about the bluebottle trolls and having a callous where her feelings are?
Haha yeah I forgot about that
No box opening yet? By my googling forensic calculations it's about 10:30 pm in Jackville. Did she say this afternoon was the day?
I know I'm way too invested in the contents of The Box but so are half the Canal
I know I'm way too invested in the contents of The Box but so are half the Canal
Her dad is a Charlie
That made me jump. I honestly thought it was a bird head complete with beak. I can see it isn’t now (well I bloody hope not), but … ew.
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Don't worry @MaineCoonMama I have it on good authority she will open the box at some point before her death. Probably should've narrowed down the time frame now that I think about it. Anyway, he was quite clear about it as when I asked again, he said 'undoubtedly' and then 'indeed'.
She manages to take *any* given ingredients and turn them into a revolting unidentifiable messThat made me jump. I honestly thought it was a bird head complete with beak. I can see it isn’t now (well I bloody hope not), but … ew.
She could take strawberries and cream and make them look like puke. Honestly, that's a talent...
Well back in go Henry era, she was just tweeking, may 21 so don’t hold your breath
I’m just putting it out there, her ‘support’ has cursed Liverpool. She needs to go back to supporting crystal palace.
It's that fake poverty thing that's irritating the hell out of me. Lots of people are genuinely living in poverty atm.
freeloading, larping, gaslighting, bullying, gobshite 2/10 grunk, no unboxing. Orphy B wins the internet with her deep dive of Facebook. Are you a paralegal?
She loves the game as much as I do.
None much.
Chuckling remembering that tweet ref her first ever Liverpool top, adding the detail of the collar/ neck like its ultimate proof of her allegiance
Nah, just your run of the mill mendacious ninny.
It’s a shame she’s not still a QPR fan because she could have bigged up their efforts to support the mental health of local residents by holding group support sessions inside the stadium.
Come on now, you've seen the slop
Re: her handwritten edits at this late stage of the production process - I can’t imagine the rage I’d feel if my employer said I had to implement handwritten, fairly significant changes to the manuscript at this stage. I’m assuming she can’t use Adobe / pdf editing tools? What a pain in the arse for the person having to amend her proofs.
I’m probably mithering as I don’t work in the cookbook / the next me-moir of boring, grasping lives of people who can’t cook or write sector - buuuuut, still. She must be fairly mollycoddled.
I’m probably mithering as I don’t work in the cookbook / the next me-moir of boring, grasping lives of people who can’t cook or write sector - buuuuut, still. She must be fairly mollycoddled.
3rd generation. How bleeping desperate to be special.
I went to a catholic school and almost everyone’s grandparents or their parents were Irish/Italian, sometimes the kids were themselves. Know who called themselves an immigrant, no one.
You aren’t special Jack, just very average.
I went to a catholic school and almost everyone’s grandparents or their parents were Irish/Italian, sometimes the kids were themselves. Know who called themselves an immigrant, no one.
You aren’t special Jack, just very average.
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