Narc chickens are the worst. I'm not sure if you're familiar with my body of works but I appreciate the spoiler.
Jack Monroe #313 You people are weird
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Oh Dave is a proper showmanDitto.
Except I always liked them but never saw them live until a few years ago
Dm four times and Dave gahan twice
Saw dave at the London coliseum before Christmas and he was phenomenal
When I say phenomenal he did two DM songs as the encore and I screamed the entire way through and posted the footage on twitter
. That arms out, hip wiggle 
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That makes me feel very old. Mine was The Jungle Book in the early 80s, Disney used to put out all their old films every ten years or so to get a new bunch of kids and parents in.
♫♫ Oh Jack's the queen of the grifters
The Twitter VIP
She fakes a strop
And advocates slop
And that's what been bothering me
Ooh-be-doo
Don't wanna be like you
Don't wanna cook like you
Or look like you
You see it's true
A fake like me
Can't learn to be
Truthful too ♫♫
ETA - all day long, her bleeping face on the BBC website. Wankers.
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Oh Dave is a proper showman
It was so good ... except. And this is really funny. I have no sense of direction and my hotel was like a three minute walk from the venue the hotel printed me directions off and I still got lost 
I had to ask directions and worse when I was trying to get back to the tube station the next day it took me an hour to get there and it was 7 minutes away
In my defence I had never been to Covent Garden before. That's all I have in my defence
I had to ask directions and worse when I was trying to get back to the tube station the next day it took me an hour to get there and it was 7 minutes away
In my defence I had never been to Covent Garden before. That's all I have in my defence
Has she forgotten her shopping list obsession already? No mention whatsoever after the initial flurry of engagement, as per Rialto.
I’d love to see Jack try and hassle Boris. She might be a Narc, but he’s a Psychopath with a very carefully curated bumbling Boris persona, I’d give it 5 mins maximum before she’s off crying and screeching. The level of her delusion is incalculable if she thinks she could get verbally trip him up.’
Good grief, per Rialto seems a lifetime ago.
And what about her 46k emails - still being printed out I presume.
And weren't we going to be treated to a think piece today or yesterday? About something. duck knows what. It all merges together like slop being slow cooked for eight hours.
ETA just looked and she was going to write a searing and corruscating take down of That Man and his privileged stance on junk food whilst selling junk food.
Bet Jamie was quaking in his bleeping boots
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And she’s a bleeping limited company, not sole trader- so never eligible anyway. Lots of people who set up as companies as a way of reducing their tax found that it bit them on the bum during covid.
“I’m so happy I got turned down for a BBC job so I can be a bleep on Twitter” also, here’s a list of every time I’ve featured on the BBC…
Two radical frugalists sharing tips on plastic bags. #Campaigning #Activism. Completed it, mate
Spoiler:
They're bleeping plastic bags: of course they're indestructible. You ARE the problem
Spoiler:
They're bleeping plastic bags: of course they're indestructible. You ARE the problem
That’s some scintillating conversation on the haunted bird app, right there.
Jack (and I quote) 'fingered a leek' once. She actually has a disgusting and triggering way of writing about food.
I'm still laughing about her saying her OH is - what was it? Deliciously ordinary or something? God she truly must've been seething about her previous exes having really good jobs. She clearly wants to be the EXTRAordinary half of the couple 
SOD!
I love Depeche Mode.
Will have to break it to the Old Harold in the morning.
Was going to say something about the stopped clock thing.
Shan't.
I love Depeche Mode.
Will have to break it to the Old Harold in the morning.
Was going to say something about the stopped clock thing.
Shan't.
Also, sunk right to the bottom of .. whatever that thing is meant to be. (A cake?
)That is probably the best photo they could get, too.
Imagine how many horrifying and uncannily fast-healing crush injuries she might suffer due to faulty lift doors.
She’s obviously aware of her body of work
straight in with the don’t bring food 
I think it was “refreshingly ordinary”I'm still laughing about her saying her OH is - what was it? Deliciously ordinary or something? God she truly must've been seething about her previous exes having really good jobs. She clearly wants to be the EXTRAordinary half of the couple
it was narcissistic of her as well.Like she’s so special and famous that getting acquainted with an ordinary pleb is such a unique joy.
Happy birthday to THAT MAN!
Before he got the gig she felt entitled to, Jack was in fact a bit of a Jamie Oliver stan. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...19/jack-monroe-on-jamie-oliver-the-cooks-cook
She even did a video for one of his YouTube channels - https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2014/05/09/ive-joined-the-foodtube-family-first-video-here/?amp=1
Would've thought she might not want it to still be up there, now thinks he's 'selling shite for his own profit margins'... Moral codes and that
Before he got the gig she felt entitled to, Jack was in fact a bit of a Jamie Oliver stan. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...19/jack-monroe-on-jamie-oliver-the-cooks-cook
She even did a video for one of his YouTube channels - https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2014/05/09/ive-joined-the-foodtube-family-first-video-here/?amp=1
Would've thought she might not want it to still be up there, now thinks he's 'selling shite for his own profit margins'... Moral codes and that
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