Jack Monroe #313 You people are weird

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Another forum I frequent mentioned Jack today, one person saying she looked and sounded unhinged like she had just been forced out of bed only for someone else to reply asking 'what's a Jack Monroe?'

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

What is the key trait to look out for in narc rage in chickens?

*LIGHTS OFF AND BACK IN THERAPY*
Too soon Hotes, too soon

 

[Cack Conroe]

Saving for HMRC

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Unless they were all unpaid gigs.

And she’ll still be pretending to be poor after listing off her glittering media career.

 

[Pocahontas]

I was trying to think of something funny to say about eggs.

I can’t.

Pointless post really.

Send humouros.

I send huevos.

 

[JuliaGulia]

She’s spoken about stuff that hasn’t actually happened for the last 10 years so she’ll be just fine.

Chapeau

 

[colouredlines]

Christ, how embarrassing to put the part-time jobs you did on Saturdays as a teenager on your gotcha list. I'm a year older than Jack and all that weekend waitress/supermarket/paper round stuff was deleted from my CV at least 10 years ago, when I had enough experience in my chosen career to make it irrelevant.

I am cringing so hard at the thought of a woman in her 30s going "HA! I'm not lazy, I worked in Sainsbury's every Sunday for six months in 2004! Check mate, motherfucker!"

 

[Veronicaaa]

We probably already posted this:

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It wasn't posted at the time. Eusebi's does really good food (I've ben buying their stuff since they were in Shettleston) and I don't want people to be put off by the thought of bumping into a Janey and Jack duo.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Barbara Chickens got what she deserved. Chickens take their gang affiliations very seriously, every coop is like LA in the 80s. I would know as I have watched Chicken Run multiple times so I am a literal expert.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

You mean we've been wrong all this time and "Harold" is actually Wilma?

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Well, it looks like Wilma bakes a lot of cakes. What a hussy.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Barbara Chickens got what she deserved. Chickens take their gang affiliations very seriously, every coop is like LA in the 80s. I would know as I have watched Chicken Run multiple times so I am a literal expert.

Chicken Run is one of the greatest films ever made, sorry for derailing the thread, Poca. It needed to be said.

Jack is Mrs Tweedy, same shark eyes and love of cheap food.

 

[trueblue222]

I do like some people from Essex. Not Jack

Andy Fletcher from Depeche mode died today. So young. 60

(He was from Essex)

Been a few celeb deaths today

Ray Liotta too
Jack doesn't even know who Andy Fletcher is. Even I know he was from basildon

 

[Veronicaaa]

Aimed at: Influencers

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Did .... did a Jack Monroe write this

Even her author bio sounds overtly threatening.

 

[kachoochoo]

 

[NellieBoo]

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A lot of jobs in a small amount of time isn't the epic burn, or proof of a hard worker, that she thinks it is. Obviously can't stick at anything for long or was sacked .
I would say she was actually imagining some of them but we know she can't lie.

My very own 17 year old SB has gone through a fair few of those .

 

[Cookiecookie]

i wonder if was the origin of her crockery hoarding

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What a lot of bleeping nonsense bollocks.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Right. Barbara Chickens was doing A LOT of work behind the scenes. You don't know tit about the hen life. 28 hours a day. Sometimes roosting out IN THE WILD and not even going in the cosy coop.
Pipe down pal.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Do we have obsessive relationships with our crockery?

Or is it just Jack? Is this series just about Jack?

I do not. Other than having a favoured mug, which, being a clumsy bugger, I tend to break with some regularity and have to find a new one, I can't say it's something I give any thought to really.

It's definitely all about Jack, and I am in no way prepared to listen to her droning on about plates!

What a ninny she is! All those jobs and not a sausage for doing any of them. I wonder if there was some way her agent could negotiate some pay. Oh hang on, didn’t she tweet to someone else about being paid for her time including ‘recovery’ At least screenshot your tweets for future reference, you prunedog

You'd think she'd have seperate lever arch files for them, wouldn't you?

 

[NellieBoo]

I do like some people from Essex. Not Jack

Andy Fletcher from Depeche mode died today. So young. 60

(He was from Essex)

Been a few celeb deaths today

Ray Liotta too
Jack doesn't even know who Andy Fletcher is. Even I know he was from basildon

Oh no . I haven't watched the news today. I'm a huge Depeche Mode fan. From their small venues right up to their stadium gigs. There was an amazing gig on Sky Arts at the weekend.

Rest in paradise Andy .

 

[binkbonk]

Chicken Run is one of the greatest films ever made, sorry for derailing the thread, Poca. It needed to be said.

Jack is Mrs Tweedy, same shark eyes and love of cheap food.

Spoiler: OT Chicken Run

Chicken Run was the first film I saw in a cinema. The pie machine bit terrified me so much I ran out into a different screen, which was an actual horror film. Dear Reader, I was traumatised. Please send cashos.

 

[trueblue222]

Spoiler: Depeche mode

Oh no . I haven't watched the news today. I'm a huge Depeche Mode fan. From their small venues right up to their stadium gigs. There was an amazing gig on Sky Arts at the weekend.

Rest in paradise Andy .

Ditto.
Except I always liked them but never saw them live until a few years ago

Dm four times and Dave gahan twice

Saw dave at the London coliseum before Christmas and he was phenomenal

When I say phenomenal he did two DM songs as the encore and I screamed the entire way through and posted the footage on twitter