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Or is it just Jack? Is this series just about Jack?
Jack Monroe #313 You people are weird
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Or is it just Jack? Is this series just about Jack?
I love 'I'm not riled at all'
But here's a lengthy list of a bunch of 'jobs' I've been given- most of which would have lasted a matter of hours- that would suggest I earn quite a decent wage thankyou.
Never mind that the majority of those would be her wanging on about that one time at the foodbank.....#suchwork #muchuseful
But here's a lengthy list of a bunch of 'jobs' I've been given- most of which would have lasted a matter of hours- that would suggest I earn quite a decent wage thankyou.
Never mind that the majority of those would be her wanging on about that one time at the foodbank.....#suchwork #muchuseful
She lives in a house her wealthy parents paid for so sadly different cheek of the same arse. It’s all cosplay to these people, something to make a bit of #content about and then duck off to John Lewis to buy more tit to ram in their #gifted house with the money they saved on not shopping exclusively at Waitrose this week?
Do we have a facebooking farming frau in the house? 
at: Pfft, they're BUSY!!
at: Pfft, they're BUSY!!
What a ninny she is! All those jobs and not a sausage for doing any of them. I wonder if there was some way her agent could negotiate some pay. Oh hang on, didn’t she tweet to someone else about being paid for her time including ‘recovery’ 
At least screenshot your tweets for future reference, you prunedog
At least screenshot your tweets for future reference, you prunedog
I’ve been feeling tit recently reading these threads with the frustration of her absolute dickheadery.
but tonight I am just finding it amusing imagining her being all bolshy and calling people ‘pal’ in real life. It’s so far fetched it’s absurd!
but tonight I am just finding it amusing imagining her being all bolshy and calling people ‘pal’ in real life. It’s so far fetched it’s absurd!
I grew some potatoes and tomatoes once, have a few chickens. I can DEFINITELY answer any farming queries. Literal expert here. HMU pal
It makes me laugh
. Next time I'm facing down a gang of wannabe roadman (or actual real life drug dealing dicks. At work 
) I'm going to call them pal and mate. It'll be fiiiiiiine .
Ah no, Lads! Did anyone tape the Patreon special (assume that’s why Jack was on)
I wonder if that's OH's little shop that he works in?
She was on BBC news LITERALLY today.
You weren’t really that great though hun and tbh kind of took the limelight away from the issue at hand.
Anyway, you got your little camera and boom moment didn’t you? We all know how much you love staring up into those bright lights and seeing that big grey fluffy thing above your head
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You weren’t really that great though hun and tbh kind of took the limelight away from the issue at hand.
Anyway, you got your little camera and boom moment didn’t you? We all know how much you love staring up into those bright lights and seeing that big grey fluffy thing above your head
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duck that Glasgow event for cementing in the public perception her lies about being autistic. And she's spoken about disability issues? Since WHEN? That weird j1g-fuelled headteacher pile-on about a fascist school not catering for autistic kids does not count, nor does saying 'don't be mean I have ADHD 
'. Putting a wheelchair emoji in your Twitter name certainly doesn't count either. She doesn't give a duck about disabled people because they aren't the all important Jack Monroe, the most severely afflicted person to ever have lived but only when embroiled in a Twitter spat or expected to do some actual work. She's really lapsang souchonged my prunes. I hope she completes a triumvirate of falling down the spiral stairs.
'. Putting a wheelchair emoji in your Twitter name certainly doesn't count either. She doesn't give a duck about disabled people because they aren't the all important Jack Monroe, the most severely afflicted person to ever have lived but only when embroiled in a Twitter spat or expected to do some actual work. She's really lapsang souchonged my prunes. I hope she completes a triumvirate of falling down the spiral stairs.What is the key trait to look out for in narc rage in chickens?
A lot of jobs in a small amount of time isn't the epic burn, or proof of a hard worker, that she thinks it is. Obviously can't stick at anything for long or was sacked
.I would say she was actually imagining some of them but we know she can't lie.
I was trying to think of something funny to say about eggs.
I can’t.
Pointless post really.
Send humouros.
Choccy M had an unfortunate clash of personality disorders in her hen hut
It's a bit silly but my mum used to call eggs 'cackleberries'. She grew up on a farm in rural Québec so who knows where that came from.
Canadians, eh?
Her house is council tax band F, £2681/year. On her street, in “one of the most deprived areas in the UK”, all the properties are between bands E-G.
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