Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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“As you know, I will move mountains for that boy” yeah except, I dunno, asking your parents for food for him? Asking his dad to buy him shoes? Pay attention when you’re watching Umbrella Academy on your non-telly non-Netflix account with him, instead of Tweeting all night? Go ahead, move a bleeping mountain. Or maybe start with not introducing another OfJack into his poor life every ten minutes!
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Jack monroe : Band of horrors.
Jack monroe : Band of horrors.
It's also funny that she's suddenly remembered about the 'moral code' AFTER the non existent plum BBC job fell through. I mean, it's hardly like she walked away from it because of her high-falutin ethics or w/e.View attachment 1293426
Is this the same Jack Monroe of the former poverty who writes and films advice for those on a minimum budget and says cheap is cheerful and Smart Price everything and all fruit's the same, until the very second Del Monte came knocking with a collab?The same one who took a paid partnership with vegetarian brand Linda McCartney at the same time as relishing the lowest welfare meat products? The one with that kind of moral code?
Deluded bleeping deluded.
Jack would probably end up shouting My Grandfather is DEAD! as an attempt at a pithy comeback.
Jack, serve the tea or put the teapot down I guarantee no one is arsed unless this meeting leads to you opening the box off Space Squig.
Who has to say "as you know" when saying they'd move mountains for their son? You're SUPPOSED TO move mountains for your son
I’m calling bullshit is it more for him. It’ll be a lot of money for her is my prediction & to wriggle out of the fact that it exposes her pov cosplay she’ll sell it to the morons as ‘this is all for him’.
Or maybe not-I mean, using your child is grotesque according to Jack when she attacked Cameron…
Or maybe not-I mean, using your child is grotesque according to Jack when she attacked Cameron…
She never gives her audience what they want. Open the box Jack that's all we care about
I imagine it would be refreshing to have money thrown at you for doing nothing. It’d probably cheer me up too 
‘I don’t want to hex it”… does she mean ‘jinx it’?
I hope it’s 8 all the others
Quite. But obviously no one loves and cares for their child/children as much as Jack
. The rest of us twats clearly aren't parenting right.Anyway, my vote is she's moving to Cyprus to be a goat herder.
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Sorry I have to work and am on a permanent grunk.
Will we be counting our teefs again?
Will we be counting our teefs again?
Custody?
New school? Maybe there's a private/grammar/special school place being discussed?
New school? Maybe there's a private/grammar/special school place being discussed?
It's probably the tiniest thing ever, the kind of thing most normal people do without making a big song and dance about, like opening up a new account at the bank or something. This is a person who can spend 4 hours on a shopping list, whilst tweeting out the entire process.
Can’t see it being about custody, her and Catweasle seem pretty sorted about that 
She’s a narc, she probably make him pay for it. If I was a millionaire and my daughter was suffering with her teeth I would pay for the treatment. And if I wasn’t a millionaire I would pay for the treatment. Either she’s lying
or her family dislike her.I know a special thing! But I ain't telling you nuffin. Those mithering ninnies will guff all over it!
Chortle at the thought of her searing interviews.
We have tried something similar, sunshine, but it didn’t work on you.
Chortle at the thought of her searing interviews.
We have tried something similar, sunshine, but it didn’t work on you.
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