So why tweet about it you attention seeking little Jack of no trades?
Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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Good grief, how many tweets is she going to add to this thread which is about absolutely nothing. It's just lots of pointless words.
ETA she's still blethering on
ETA she's still blethering on
If its about SB as you say Jack why put it on Twitter?
She’s either up the duff or has a TV show.
Mmm. Hate when gremlin feelings escalate on a hairpin
It’s probably just about a new school for the boy anyway, nothing remotely exciting
U ok hun?
What a basic biatch. “Ooh a big thing is happening you guys, I can’t talk about it, I love you all” what a bloody hun.
What a basic biatch. “Ooh a big thing is happening you guys, I can’t talk about it, I love you all” what a bloody hun.
17 uses of the word "I" in that thread #bigmaths
Aye, pal. Happened to me once. I’ve been left with severe ouchy mouth and can’t open my post
A new school would make sense, especially if she expected a decision to be made there and then and instead they've told her they have to consider the application.It’s probably just about a new school for the boy anyway, nothing remotely exciting
My other thought was something custody related.
I blame big Davey H for “dad jokes Jack” it’s bad enough when dads do dad jokes.
Hmm she’s either buying something or Daddy is helping her buy something. Not bad for someone working 120hrs a week for less than £25k eh?
An exciting meeting that benefits SB more than Jack? Hmmm, have one of the speed dial therapists come up with a treatment plan to stop her nicking all his stuff?
It could be:
1. Libel case
2. Custody, visits re SB
3. Pregnancy
4. New brought home
5. Trust fund for SB
6. Family have given her some of grandads money
7. Moving abroad
8. Pumble is now sentient and gone on the run....
1. Libel case
2. Custody, visits re SB
3. Pregnancy
4. New brought home
5. Trust fund for SB
6. Family have given her some of grandads money
7. Moving abroad
8. Pumble is now sentient and gone on the run....
THIS X 100. How can they not see it? Or turn a blind eye?View attachment 1293426
Is this the same Jack Monroe of the former poverty who writes and films advice for those on a minimum budget and says cheap is cheerful and Smart Price everything and all fruit's the same, until the very second Del Monte came knocking with a collab?The same one who took a paid partnership with vegetarian brand Linda McCartney at the same time as relishing the lowest welfare meat products? The one with that kind of moral code?
'Woman realises she can have thoughts without expressing them on social media'
Pumble gets custody (very)
She's buying a house. And spinning it as "for SB" so she can't be criticised for pretending to be poor.
Probably.
I don't think she does anything for anyone but Jack.
Probably.
I don't think she does anything for anyone but Jack.
I literally don't care what it is. It's clear we're living in her head RENT FREE however 
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