One and done, her USPNot much which is why there is never repeat business
Look at Stacey Solomon (lol Jack your not in the same league!)
But she's just announced another collaboration with Primark, when have you ever seen Jack work with anyone "again"
Can't even call her a one hit wonder - she's just a one hitter
Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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Gah, waded through the last 2 threads!
Phil's big take; Neverland (wacko Jacko's forever home) is a delightful place to inhabit. You can spout endless tit, nothing's ever your fault and "the readership" endlessly pick you up when you fall on your big honker.
PS the BBC aggro has completely made my day!Plum prune job. 
Phil's big take; Neverland (wacko Jacko's forever home) is a delightful place to inhabit. You can spout endless tit, nothing's ever your fault and "the readership" endlessly pick you up when you fall on your big honker.
PS the BBC aggro has completely made my day!
Omfg. It's nothing less than mortifying, I'm dying for her.
Watching Dr Curry explain how diagnostic testing works in the Depp trial-she’s saying Heard exaggerated her symptoms including the questions that are inserted to wheedle out lies (suggesting symptoms that aren’t relevant). I was just imagining Jack doing it. Dear God, can you imagine the exaggeration & victim playing? Especially if money was involved & Jack might benefit financially. I wish we could crowdfund Dr Curry to analyse her.
I'm watching it too - the similar behaviour traits with Jack and Amber are quite an eye-opener.
I thought that, totally incapable of independent thought, spoon fed off social media, it’s really quite sad
can you imagine not having any imaginationEDT ~ so many repeated words
Wow. I've seen ice cubes more intelligent than Stacey Solomon so fair play to her
How do the squigs believe whoppers like her Boris lie?? He was all over the news in a different country about a very important world event while she was making that claim, I don't understand how even the most devoted ones can't see that! Most of her lies you have to be a little bit, to use her fave word, "forensic" to uncover but this one was so so blatant.
Is it like the RS Archer bullshit (My RSM conspiracy is that she and whoever runs that account are one and the same incidentally) that they're so blinded by how much they hate Boris that they'll believe literally anything?
Is this the same Jack Monroe of the former poverty who writes and films advice for those on a minimum budget and says cheap is cheerful and Smart Price everything and all fruit's the same, until the very second Del Monte came knocking with a collab?
The same one who took a paid partnership with vegetarian brand Linda McCartney at the same time as relishing the lowest welfare meat products? The one with that kind of moral code?To believe she jackcidentally typed buy instead of rent means you would need to believe that 'rent a flat' was on Jack's bucket list.
It’s her being tricksy with words again making things sound less than what they are. That TV is probably a smart TV, most are these days.
I’d hazard a guess she’s trying to make out her Freeview is coming from one of those boxes from 20+ years ago and not built into the tv.
You’re very unlikely to find a flat to rent for 6 months time. It’s either way too early to look, or she’s buying, perhaps with a partner.
I think she was claiming in a tweet shortly after that the aerial didn't work, so I think she meant she'd also got a router now (post no-wifi long claim) for wifi for the TV - Umbrella Academy is Netflix and I think posting about it literally on a TV would raise eyebrows from the squigs along with her no wifi claim (previous Netflixes have been implied to be poor Jack watching on a tiny phone screen).
Also, why is she in these long fixed term contracts? They’re very rare in my area. Everything here is 12 months fixed rent, 2 months notice for both parties after 6 months.
I have found a few £1000 a month 2 bed flats that any pov would love to live in. I can see why 3 bed is good though for her home office. Lever arch folder storage
I have found a few £1000 a month 2 bed flats that any pov would love to live in. I can see why 3 bed is good though for her home office. Lever arch folder storage
It will be fine., Jack's ailments are largely imaginary, Twitter Jack and real Jack are not the same person.
Her son probably sat there scoffing his takeaway and watching netflix and ignoring his mother as she scrolled through her phone.
We need a category in The Sloppies for her worst and most revolting writing because 'pissant flapping face hole' has immediately gone right up there.
If she's going to be boring af, so am I. Last night I had a dream that I went to a Russian museum and asked one of the staff if they had any info on Jack Monroe. They started printing out reams of paper for me as I turned to my mum and said 'I was just asking about my favourite subject'. My mum rolled her eyes and said 'I know'. Is this peak autism?
If she's going to be boring af, so am I. Last night I had a dream that I went to a Russian museum and asked one of the staff if they had any info on Jack Monroe. They started printing out reams of paper for me as I turned to my mum and said 'I was just asking about my favourite subject'. My mum rolled her eyes and said 'I know'. Is this peak autism?
I hope you're right, Frumpy C x
It isn't the first time Jack has implied PIC was tightfisted.
Like at the beginning of lockdown when she was begging on twitter.
Misread 'Universe' as 'Unilever'
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