Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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So she has been avoiding using the swearies (
) while waiting to hear about a BBC job? Okay. You’re still meant to be doing other work with OTHER professional organisations/companies, you dingleberry! If I had an open SM account and wrote anything that was deemed offensive (and yes, some people do find angry, swearing rants offensive), I would be called into HR. Doesn’t matter if I’m ranting about Asda pasta, or BJ’s morals, or my bin collection, it’s unprofessional and embarrassing. How the duck has Superdrug looked at her Twitter, read the absolute liquid tit that she comes out with, and thinks, ‘Ah yes, a voice for the poors, she seems lovely.’ WHO?! I don’t write complaints to companies but I will be once I see her contribution (no swearing).
) while waiting to hear about a BBC job? Okay. You’re still meant to be doing other work with OTHER professional organisations/companies, you dingleberry! If I had an open SM account and wrote anything that was deemed offensive (and yes, some people do find angry, swearing rants offensive), I would be called into HR. Doesn’t matter if I’m ranting about Asda pasta, or BJ’s morals, or my bin collection, it’s unprofessional and embarrassing. How the duck has Superdrug looked at her Twitter, read the absolute liquid tit that she comes out with, and thinks, ‘Ah yes, a voice for the poors, she seems lovely.’ WHO?! I don’t write complaints to companies but I will be once I see her contribution (no swearing).
Awww, good luck in your meeting. Chapeau! Thoughts and prayers, hun. Hope you get EXACTLY what you deserve….. mwah ha haaa
And the sad thing is they are thick enough to do just that
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Has she actually managed to drag herself to a meeting, despite the grapefruit ankle which made it impossible to get down her stairs last night, and the crumbling teeth? What a big brave dog (™️Louise Thompson).
Sheesh Jack, I dislike Boris as much as I dislike you, but that day you wanted to "interrogate" him he was in a really important (Nato I think?) meeting about Ukraine with other world leaders, he wasn't going about fretting how he'd get discombobulated/eradicated/anothermisusedadjectived by a not very famous Twitter charlatan.
I'm riding the eternal grunk train and I'm sure a forensic Frau has picked this up, but the sock means "distract" not detract. I'm sure they quite like to detract from the incoming landmark libel chaos..
Why does she keep doing this? I guess she's the type of person who finds farts humorous.
She posted this before she went into the meeting of her life. Hopefully she has managed to fart during it.
Ahhh gotcha!
Now just imagining Jack stood outside the bank, steaming up the windows with her guffs before she goes in. TOOT TOOT!
He didn’t cluck out, he was at a prearranged NATO conference in Brussels you massive helmet, are you sure you didn’t imagineer the whole thing, maybe screenshot the email booking and cancellation, in fact please provide photo evidence for every SINGLE TWEET from now on, have the balls to back up each claim you make ~ Thankyou x
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Why does she post like this? 'Mate'. 'Pal'. 'I'll take 'em both', 'pissant flapping face hole'. She's literally nothing like that in any TV/SM content I've ever seen.
And what plum job at the beeb? Are they remaking Jackanory featuring David Walliams books?
please say the tooth drama ends today the thoughts of crumbling rancid teeth is beginning to trigger my inner hypochondriac and making me chew very gently and softly just in case
also re: the creepy parcel guy. She’s handling it so badly, it shouldn’t have got to this point - why hasn’t she nipped this in the bud yet? She really has no sense of boundaries at all it’s very worrying, for example that she thinks there’s nothing wrong with saying she takes it upon herself to help suicidal strangers on twitter rather than immediately signposting them to the relevant place. Safeguarding nightmare! Hopefully it’s all lies.
Because she's that desperate to get a freebie she doesn thave any boundaries. She's done this before even going as far as giving out her home address to get a freebie.
Wasn't it a key chain thing to hold her keys and cards she got from a follower - that didn't go through her agent via the next door neighbour.
Desperado
If she left twitter she genuinely wouldn't have a 'job'.
It's an easy way to generate publicity and get all these one off appearances and accolades based on reshares of her original posts .
She is not capable of generating work any other way than yelling soundbites and backing them up with oft told 'tales', adapted from her own experiences and those of other people
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God I feel for that mortgage advisor - having to deal with the prune farts, adenoidal breathing and Jack throwing random bits of paper about beans costing 5676% more than in 2012 and that's why she only has a £19 deposit.
Thing is she doesn't even do any of the sharing - no mention of slop squad, barely a mention of the awards (pretended she was just attending?!), no mention of superdrug, one or two posts for the netflix and twitter collabs... I mean what do brands get from her??If she left twitter she genuinely wouldn't have a 'job'.
It's an easy way to generate publicity and get all these one off appearances and accolades based on reshares of her original posts .
She is not capable of generating work any other way than yelling soundbites and backing them up with oft told 'tales', adapted from her own experiences and those of other people
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A harsh lesson in being more careful when picking someone to promote their brand?
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