it's a shame nothing'll actually come of this - mr israel's probably already dropped his phone into the sea
Thank god for bubble machines, I’m not even checking if the pebbles I’m passed are in fact snailsI'm meant to be doing an Aldi shop and just sat in my car
She's gonna need a bigger
Instead of Wagatha Christie she'll be Inch High Private EyeYeah e.g. no matter what happens with the Rooney / Vardy trial, Vardy's going to be the loser, reputationally. It'll be like an extremely low-rent version of that.
"My lawyer". No, he's a lawyer that you used once and who may well not want to pick up a case where he thinks you won't win Jack.
He’ll be on speed dialLegal letters being served? She only tweeted her lawyer about 5 minutes ago
Surely if this went to court she hasn't made herself look great here with all this public gloating, baiting, and declaring she wants to get rich by bankrupting people?? twit.Does Jack not understand the Martin Daubney has probably been legally advised not to interact with Jack?
The same legal advice that Jack should have received.
Only Jack could so spectacularly alienate the left while she's attacking the right.I like it when she tags "her" lawyer, that always goes down well with Momentum twitter.
Oh I was being sarcastic- I meant to finish with Shabbat Shalom!It's already Shabbat in Israel so if he's observant Jewish, which the move to Israel would suggest he is, she's not getting a reply until tomorrow evening - and he's probably going to have his own aneurysm when he sees what's waiting for him by that point!
ETA: Even if he's not could you blame the poor bastard for pretending he's suddenly converted to ultra-orthodoxy on this fine evening
So by sharing it, could she also be seen as trying to profit?
Maybe she can get Wilson and/or Milson to be her lawyerOh I was being sarcastic- I meant to finish with Shabbat Shalom!