Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[Scotty1976]

Happy 300rd thread you beautiful bunch of ninnies . Just saw that there's such a thing as the Gregg's sausage roll index to calculate how many minutes you have to work in the UK to buy one

 

[blurstoftimes]

When you Google gorgonzola semi-freddo tattle (Jack thread obvs) is the 4th result. TOOT TOOT

this is the best news i've ever heard - merry 300th thread indeed!

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Posting to get the Vienetta Hat.


Oh, how fetching!

had a work thing this morning and somebody referred to someone as a pumble grumble womble.

 

[Captainmouse]

300 threads. Holy moly. Thanks mods for the celebratory hats. I'm off on a coach to go see my mate who is celebrating a big birthday, so it's a doubly momentous day

Big love to you all from this irritating paperclip

Rellie?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I wonder if in honour of thread three hundred Vienetta hat day, if at a predetermined time-say 6pm in the UK- we should all open our front doors, step out and shout “PUMBLE” at the tops of our voices (like an honorary Thunderclap for Carers) then softly, gently step back inside?

It would be a true delight to me (albeit extremely surprising given where I am) if other dear fraus were in earshot.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Just posting to see my hat. Sad that Jack isn't joining us for the celebrations.

 

[Captainmouse]

Aww look everyone, Jack is happy for us.
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That definitely needs adding to the media gallery

she will be fewmin when she see it

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I wonder if in honour of thread three hundred Vienetta hat day, if at a predetermined time-say 6pm in the UK- we should all open our front doors, step out and shout “PUMBLE” at the tops of our voices (like an honorary Thunderclap for Carers) then softly, gently step back inside?

It would be a true delight to me (albeit extremely surprising given where I am) if other dear fraus were in earshot.

#pumbleclapforgrifters

 

[Toffee finger]

I wonder if in honour of thread three hundred Vienetta hat day, if at a predetermined time-say 6pm in the UK- we should all open our front doors, step out and shout “PUMBLE” at the tops of our voices (like an honorary Thunderclap for Carers) then softly, gently step back inside?

It would be a true delight to me (albeit extremely surprising given where I am) if other dear fraus were in earshot.

I would definitely be at risk ofif I did this but I’ll light a candle or something instead

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

She’s lurking

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

I got lost on a coastal hike in the heat and am filthy, hot, and tired. A Viennetta is exactly what I want now. I doubt they exist here, but may venture to Asda Pingo Doce to find out.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

A couple of new tweets trying to highlight Jack's bullying and nonpayment of tax. It's a Squig that has obviously been lurking (newish account too) so won't screenshot.

 

[Boyo]

She’s lurking

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[Captainmouse]

Not as slow as me as it didn't even cross my mind. Seems so obvious now you pointed it out

BRB gonna switch out my 300 hat for a dunce cap.

I did mention it

Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.

You really are a bunch of perceptive ninnies. When someone first spotted the use of 'they' and suggested OH was male, I thought surely not. Now I'm convinced Harold of the meme is OH.

tattle.life

 

[jenny2603]

I wonder if in honour of thread three hundred Vienetta hat day, if at a predetermined time-say 6pm in the UK- we should all open our front doors, step out and shout “PUMBLE” at the tops of our voices (like an honorary Thunderclap for Carers) then softly, gently step back inside?

It would be a true delight to me (albeit extremely surprising given where I am) if other dear fraus were in earshot.

THUNDERPUMBLE FOR TATTLERS

 

[Mr Krabs]

If you search for Jack on DuckDuckGo, Tattle is in the top 10 of results.

Sadly, you’ve been beaten by this quality content: joebidenbio.com/jack-monroe/

Oh tit, the next result is even better: metrobiography.com/jack-monroe/

Quote: writing a weblog titled “A Woman Referred to as Jack”.

Mod edit: removing the clickable links to the spam bot generated sites as probably best not to direct traffic to those dodgy sites!

 

[Geetbo]

I was going to have a celebratory 300th thread BBQ. However the minute I finished building the bastard thing it clouded over. Needless to say fraus, I am in a fugue state.

 

[BananaSmith]

Almost finished a mammoth grunk, wasn't sure if I'd ever catch up to comment on thread#300. Had lots to mention but have forgot due to the mesmerising vienetta hats.

TOOT TOOT ya bleeping German women (and men).

 

[Captainmouse]

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Too many people to fit even in Jack’s ginormous imaginary forever orangery, but no fraus left behind in our dear, dear hearts. Have a lovely day!

I jest, love you all

Yay! So glad you made it 🪅

 

[gimlet]

If you search for Jack on DuckDuckGo, Tattle is in the top 10 of results.

Sadly, you’ve been beaten by this quality content: joebidenbio.com/jack-monroe/

Oh tit, the next result is even better: metrobiography.com/jack-monroe/

Quote: writing a weblog titled “A Woman Referred to as Jack”.

"Jack can also be lively in social media..."

What a polite euphemism.