Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[CabalofBolorneaise]

The hats!!! Happy thread 300 frauen, it's been quite a journey.

Jack's silence is surely because she's absolutely raging we got vienetta hats not Jack hats

 

[Brian Butterfield]

The hats!!! Happy thread 300 frauen, it's been quite a journey.

Jack's silence is surely because she's absolutely raging we got vienetta hats not Jack hats

Might wanna turn your stove down, pal. That glorious ice cream bonnet isn't going to last five minutes

 

[trueblue222]

screaming at the very NOTION of Praha Jack. 1) she would 100 per cent inform everyone helpfully about this overlooked little place called the Karlovi Bridge ("massive") 2. Jack having turned out to be the world's biggest Franz Kafka fan who just never mentioned it
eta I have been to Prague just exactly three times and loved it! Very touristy though. Prague Jack would be new levels of insufferable

I’ve been to Prague too. I’d love it if she went there If she wasn’t in recovery she would be flinging Absinthe on her chocolate cake and setting fire to it.

She could go all political Jack there as you say. It would be immense

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Might wanna turn your stove down, pal. That glorious ice cream bonnet isn't going to last five minutes

My melted vienetta will fit right in with the slop, a fitting tribute!

 

[Yel]

Serendipitous timing. I just cracked these babies open. Send addressos.

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I never usually comment on appearances, but what the hell has happened to his face?!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Actual scenes from Maison @SweetTransvestite

 

[Notmycat]

I love vienetta. I'm going to skip my tea this evening and eat one instead.

This lovely canal of people who are welcoming to all and I found you all around thread 220 after I had the misfortune to try one of her recipes as recommended by an OT while in hospital, it was absolutely rank. When we were done, we softly gently scooped it into the bin and I ordered Deliveroo. The OT carefully removed the book from the shelf and filed it in the recycling bin. She then left the country for good. I

Here is to many more chaos ahead of us and sharpening up our forensic abilities. Party on

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I never usually comment on appearances, but what the hell has happened to his face?!

That’s the face of a man that has been relinquished by Jack Monroe 15 times on an airplane.

 

[Ostapbender]

I’ve been to Prague too. I’d love it if she went there If she wasn’t in recovery she would be flinging Absinthe on her chocolate cake and setting fire to it.

She could go all political Jack there as you say. It would be immense

sublime, although her Jacksplaining the Czechs would be terrible. "Are Czechs different from Slovaks? Well, this is very complicated but also very simple, I think they're the same x"

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Actual scenes from Maison @SweetTransvestite

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*whispers* can you see me?

 

[KingBabar]

Posting so I can see my Vienetta hat, and to say thanks to the canal for brightening some crappy days, and long sleepless nights for me with your wit, intelligence, techy and triangulation skills. What a fabulous group of mithering ninnies you are.

 

[colouredlines]

I never usually comment on appearances, but what the hell has happened to his face?!

The first time I saw one of those tubes I assumed it was a knock-off brand. When I realised it was actually Pringles I was horrified. Horrified.

Most shocking transformation since Jack started using portrait mode.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Happy 300th, frauen and herren!

I am astonishingly hungover after going out with my ragbag friends last night because I'm old so I've been lying on the sofa in my study wailing quietly like Victorian invalid and watching the rugby. All you hilarious ninnies have been really raising my spirits from my self-inflicted misery. Thank God for you all, wonderful canal.

I am oscilating between craving death and a Vienetta. Unfortunately Mr Owl is on supper duty tonight and has just cryptically informed me he's been thinking about tuna. SOS. Send greasy foodos.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I think she’s in Prague and she’ll be back next week flinging dill sauce on steak.

She was super exhausted after writing in her notebook and OH whisked her off to Prague.

Btw. I noticed the guy from Depher has had to lock his twitter. Apparently he’s being targeted and it has got very nasty indeed.

No! Prague is my favourite! Keep Jack out of there. That said, while they do have generally good food, I have had a few Jack-style abominations. I once ordered something called ‘beef in cream’ which was a sort of flat steak with whipped cream on the side. However, this was in a terrible tourist trap restaurant so they may have been mocking me. Dumplings were good though.

Pack the pro-communist tees though. They’ll just LOVE that.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Just posting to see my hat. Sad that Jack isn't joining us for the celebrations.

I'd laugh so much if she sprung up for just one narky Shan't. It would complete the fabulousness of this thread

She still can't share Vienetta though.

 

[StringyMango]

Evening Frauen,
Am going out to the local Italian restaurant shortly.
Love to all of you.
Later

 

[kirkvanhouten]

Happy 300 threads. Cant believe at the beginning of all this I thought she'd have been found out as a fraud by now.

Yet she's somehow become more popular and have more guts in taking peoples money.

 

[Adayinthelife]

Happy 300 canal! Has Jack paid her taxes yet?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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Too many people to fit even in Jack’s ginormous imaginary forever orangery, but no fraus left behind in our dear, dear hearts. Have a lovely day!

I jest, love you all

Aww yeyy you’re back

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Happy 300 threads. Cant believe at the beginning of all this I thought she'd have been found out as a fraud by now.

Yet she's somehow become more popular and have more guts in taking peoples money.

Depressing isn’t it?

At least we have each other. And hats.