Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

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gimlet

gimlet

Posting to see my close-up in my fetching hat, and to say how pleased I am to have found the best hive of scum and villainy.

Haven't been able to find Viennetta in Canada for years and years, someone ought to buy and eat a second one on my behalf.
 
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Captainmouse

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Into_the_tunnel said:
I’ve just attempted that.

Everyone, do not attempt to explain vienettas on profile pics to anyone in your household. I got a big sigh, a big side eye and an “is this about that f****** person you are obsessed with again?”

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ETA- I love the vienettas. We all know, we may be 242 threads behind Hinch, but we are 😘.
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I bet it’s more fun here
 
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Yel

Yel

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Yel said:
If we all google jack Monroe and click through (have to click through and then not immediately close!) to the wiki it would fly up the results.

Currently on page 4

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Now I'm not saying do this on all devices you have access to, this is all hypothetical
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Our wiki is up to page 2 of google now, how magic! I wonder if it will ever get on the first page :whistle:🎵
 
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TbilisiPeach

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Vienetta? On a peach?

What would old chief say to that.

Love to the cabal from a church in Georgia.
 
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Toffee finger

Toffee finger

I just went round the corner for a Viennetta but they didn’t have any 🙁 Snickers ice creams were on offer so I grabbed those instead seeing as all foods are interchangeable.
 
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Ostapbender

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Just bought a little bag of Italian coffee to celebrate 🇮🇹🥳 2.99 from the co-op #fancy
 
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Pocahontas

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Toffee finger said:
I just went round the corner for a Viennetta but they didn’t have any 🙁 Snickers ice creams were on offer so I grabbed those instead seeing as all foods are interchangeable.
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Word on the grapevine is Jack’s bought every Viennetta in Southend.
 
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Captainmouse

Captainmouse

maytoseptember said:
@Cookiecookie That recipe you posted 😳 Do all of Jack’s recipe preambles basically say “This dish is terrible… awful. Nothing like the dish that I wanted to recreate. Don’t bother”.

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She literally called this recipe an abomination. And she expects people to want to try it? Did anyone proof read this bleeping thing?
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What apart from smol pixies? Eeerrrr that would be a no, the budget doesn’t run to proof readers/editors/recipe testers
 
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gimlet

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@Into_the_tunnel to answer your sea cucumber question in the last thread: I had a scuba diver roommate who harvested some near our house. Rather than prepping them where he could toss the unwanted bits for the sea birds, he brought them back to our place and opened them up in the kitchen sink. It was a horrifying sight, and our garbage bin was rank until pick-up day. He was such a dipshit.

They didn't taste terrible sautéed in garlic butter, but it seemed like too much mess and effort for such a small amount of protein.
 
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