Well, I think we can say with absolute certainty that this never happened. She doesn’t have any mates
*Sloppy
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I googled Delia ‘how to cook’ and ended up on the website and this was on there and I’m laughing
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Is this confirmed as a lie? For health and safety reasons home cooked meals cannot be donated.
Also, in no way is Jack organised enough to do the labelling and instructions she claims.
"So proud of the viewing figures!" It was during a national lockdown. People literally couldn't leave their houses. You've just suggested using orange flavoured sugar in coffee. Go. To. Bed. You. Absolute. Danger.
Ah that brings back memories of ExHs Nonna cooking for our two as toddlers. Miss her.
I’ve found this new insta page and now I know where Slops-a-lot gets her inspiration from.
I won’t be able to shake off the second hand cringe from those dinner Tweets for weeks.
My siblings all know the first thing I do, as soon as they announce they’re dating someone, is some next level CIA deep dive tit on them. I would 100% be having a very fucken loud word, repeatedly, if they were dating someone like this. They all know I’m incapable of being even surface polite to assholes.
In this case, I’d be sending every Tattle thread, one every half hour until they dumped and blocked her.
My siblings all know the first thing I do, as soon as they announce they’re dating someone, is some next level CIA deep dive tit on them. I would 100% be having a very fucken loud word, repeatedly, if they were dating someone like this. They all know I’m incapable of being even surface polite to assholes.
In this case, I’d be sending every Tattle thread, one every half hour until they dumped and blocked her.
Sorry @Cookiecookie forgot you’re down in Erinsborough. Have some orange peel sugar for your coffee.
Lol at phenomenal viewing figures for her joyless, shaking, snivelling and frankly rude performance on DKL (terrible).
We were literally locked indoors with duck all to do, and no idea what to do about food shortages - you had us by the bollocks! Also not sure they actually were phenomenal?
I watched every bloody evening coronavirus update without fail, usually crying and/or feeling like I was about to have a panic attack. Doesn’t mean it was top quality viewing, pal!
We were literally locked indoors with duck all to do, and no idea what to do about food shortages - you had us by the bollocks! Also not sure they actually were phenomenal?
I watched every bloody evening coronavirus update without fail, usually crying and/or feeling like I was about to have a panic attack. Doesn’t mean it was top quality viewing, pal!
Big Sugar
The Judge listening to the recording: all I can hear is maniacal laughter and hysterical weeping. Is that a knock on the door? Why are you howling, Mx Monroe?I hope OH is doing an Amber Heard and recording everything
Frau Lawyer: so you poured yourself a mega pint of slow cooker tea?
Lol big D! When did she do her totally accidental MOD trespass?!
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Thanks to @Marj24 for thread suggestion. Inspired by a weary Mumsnetter who had the misfortune to watch Daily Kitchen Live. Well farewell dear thread 300 😢. Your Vienneta glory will not be forgotten soon. And Jack chose to celebrate it too. She hosted a huuugge meal (for ten) and served...
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