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Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist
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Tell him it’s a special occasionToo early
I’m heading off to the shops and hoping I can get one and wondering how to explain to Mr Grifty why i have suddenly bought vienetta when I normally get hagan daz!
Wow the big three-oh-oh! 
Congratulations on the 300th thread ninnies! I am in awe of those of you who have been around since the beginning.
I assume there will be a party in the spite orangery to celebrate? I'll pop on my finest hat and bring enough jollof for us all to share.
Congratulations on the 300th thread ninnies! I am in awe of those of you who have been around since the beginning.
I assume there will be a party in the spite orangery to celebrate? I'll pop on my finest hat and bring enough jollof for us all to share.
I’m still laughing at this, looks like a coach crashThat definitely needs adding to the media gallery
she will be fewmin when she see it
What's new, Jack.
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Also in awe, and extremely grateful to the original Frauen und Herren who set the tone -I've been extremely online since 1993 and this corner of the internet really is exceptionally kind as well as forensic and funny.Wow the big three-oh-oh!
Congratulations on the 300th thread ninnies! I am in awe of those of you who have been around since the beginning.
I assume there will be a party in the spite orangery to celebrate? I'll pop on my finest hat and bring enough jollof for us all to share.
Wait, are you, you’re not…OH are you?!??I would definitely be at risk ofif I did this but I’ll light a candle or something instead
ETA I am so very very sorry Toffee for suggesting such an egregious thing about you.
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The fact we've got traditional Venetian Viennettas on our heads is spectacular. Jack must have been too poor for Viennetta growing up because she never mentioned it in her COVID fugue state list of every food she'd ever consumed. The cable is the best ever and the mods are top lads. Now I'm just off to make my own Vegannetta out of veg peelings and chickpea ephemera. Don't worry, I've boiled it to get the toxins out.
I was wondering how far back HMRC will go with their investigation? Can they go back before she had a limited company?
does the kickstarter count as declarable income?
And the sainsbury’s deal must have been quite lucrative or would she have had to give the money back after being dropped?
all of the festival money too.
I don’t think she is a millionaire but I bet her earnings are much higher than
does the kickstarter count as declarable income?
And the sainsbury’s deal must have been quite lucrative or would she have had to give the money back after being dropped?
all of the festival money too.
I don’t think she is a millionaire but I bet her earnings are much higher than
The evil clubcard people will also be terribly confused when they harvest your shopping data. For the purposes of this message you shop at Tesco, but feel free to go to a supermarket of your choice. All supermarkets are the same xToo early
I’m heading off to the shops and hoping I can get one and wondering how to explain to Mr Grifty why i have suddenly bought vienetta when I normally get hagan daz!
I read earnings as earrings 🫢
I've just had a really distressing thought while on a mini grunk.
Jack's recipes seem to be getting worse over time. Plus she's now under pressure to come up with ideas that reduce cooking time, to help The Poors survive the current energy price hikes. So it seems inevitable that one day she's going to start suggesting we can just rinse and heat tinned rice pudding instead of having to boil rice from scratch. All rice is interchangeable after all
At first I thought this was amusing but now I'm genuinely scared.
Jack, you're not allowed to steal this idea unless you pop a little something in my tip jar. Cheers pal.
Jack's recipes seem to be getting worse over time. Plus she's now under pressure to come up with ideas that reduce cooking time, to help The Poors survive the current energy price hikes. So it seems inevitable that one day she's going to start suggesting we can just rinse and heat tinned rice pudding instead of having to boil rice from scratch. All rice is interchangeable after all
At first I thought this was amusing but now I'm genuinely scared.
Jack, you're not allowed to steal this idea unless you pop a little something in my tip jar. Cheers pal.
Unless you're Jack, and then only Asda needs to be mentioned in any "research" because it's the only one that matters!
It depends on the behaviour that led to the, um, error. Careless - six years, deliberate - twenty. But an enquiry into a limited company would be entirely separate into an enquiry in the individual tax affairs of the company director.
Toot toot for tax facts and ice cream hats and happy 300 to all mithering ninnies!
Loving your work Rev.
Not from me you wouldn't...I think I'd lose any amount of canal goodwill I've garnered if I start doing that
Got a yellow sticker Gu in sainsburys. Let the celebrations begin. Send pringlos.
I think she’s in Prague and she’ll be back next week flinging dill sauce on steak.
She was super exhausted after writing in her notebook and OH whisked her off to Prague.
Btw. I noticed the guy from Depher has had to lock his twitter. Apparently he’s being targeted and it has got very nasty indeed.
She was super exhausted after writing in her notebook and OH whisked her off to Prague.
Btw. I noticed the guy from Depher has had to lock his twitter. Apparently he’s being targeted and it has got very nasty indeed.
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Thread 300!
Viennetta hats!
A visit from @Silver Linings!
A grand day all round. I'm often sad I have so little time to post these days. BUSY etc, but I am so fond of this corner of the internet and all you ninnies within. Objectionable heart face smilies to all. xxx
Viennetta hats!
A visit from @Silver Linings!
A grand day all round. I'm often sad I have so little time to post these days. BUSY etc, but I am so fond of this corner of the internet and all you ninnies within. Objectionable heart face smilies to all. xxx
screaming at the very NOTION of Praha Jack. 1) she would 100 per cent inform everyone helpfully about this overlooked little place called the Karlovi Bridge ("massive") 2. Jack having turned out to be the world's biggest Franz Kafka fan who just never mentioned it
eta I have been to Prague just exactly three times and loved it!
Very touristy though. Prague Jack would be new levels of insufferable
We had a BBQ yesterday, I also had to build it before I even caught sight of a sausage. After rooting around for a screwdriver, my wife appeared with that face...the bloody instructions were entirely in French. Luckily, having seen a few episodes of 'Allo Allo' back into the day, I am fluent en français so the day was saved. Everyone then clapped and cheered.
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