Jack Monroe #299 A wretched hive of scum and villainy!

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Grunking but we have fortnightly bin collections? Well they alternate. One week brown (normal) and one week green (recycling)? I guess eco warrior Jack doesn’t quite get WHY you may reduce bin collections, with the tit she hoards.
 
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OT but I really want you to be my teacher.

Being on these threads has made me realise just how thick I am.

So many bright, articulate ninnies here and NGL, it makes me feel quite inadequate and regret my lack of further education.
@Brian Butterfield , you are one of my favourites here (sorry, ninnies). I hereby grant you a double doctorate. Hope Tattle will change your username accordingly. Never feel inadequate.
 
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Just found out I have a moohoosive grunk on my hands (Jacksie-free days are such a pallet-cleanser). Not sure where this will land but I will put it out there for your delectation. Anyway, our local TV found a cook who showed how you can use up all your old bits of food. Anyway, this lady found some pesto, spaghetti and eggs with some other bits and made a spaghetti ommelete (frittata if you want to be international). A Spagetti Ommelete. 😰
 
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@Brian Butterfield , you are one of my favourites here (sorry, ninnies). I hereby grant you a double doctorate. Hope Tattle will change your username accordingly. Never feel inadequate.
I am having truly terrible mentals today so thankyou very much, Matt much 💗💗💗 that is so sweet of you dearheart. We have the BESTEST posters on these threads.

Feel like a right Jack Monroe with my honourary double doctorate
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Tinda appears to be a squash. It is often made into curries. No way is this what squig means.
 
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I am having truly terrible mentals today so thankyou very much Matt much 💗💗💗 that is so sweet of you dearheart. We have the BESTEST posters on these threads

Feel like a right Jack Monroe with my honourary double doctorate
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You can have ALL my degrees if you can comma better than me🤣

Seriously. Education means nothing. I’m doing degree 4 and I’m a self confessed twit.

Ps. Before I tie myself in knots I don’t mean that education means nothing. Just that no one should feel any lesser than anyone else if they don’t have loads of qualifications.
 
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