Not only the bridge Jack, there's a border quite some way before that, in case you hadn't noticed while travelling here on the spendy sleeper train, when you swanned up to Edinburgh (celery) for a cheeky wee holiday mid-pandemic (ya prune). You might like to take note of the border (taps AA road atlas circa 1987)
Jack Monroe #299 A wretched hive of scum and villainy!
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I found this link but can only see the first few ingredients which include canned mackerel and tinned white beans. 
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I've made some dodgy looking dinners but I wouldn't put it up on social media! It looks worse than cat vomit
ETA: it's "a twist on the French classic brandade", I'm not sure where it went so wrong but this is what's coming up for brandade
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I'm slowly grunking along ahead of the momentous 300th Thread. But Jack's list of local election councillors & 100 hour work week made me think about this.
Milk and canned mackerel?I found this link but can only see the first few ingredients which include canned mackerel and tinned white beans.
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WTAF.
Why does she do this?
Come independence I will happily stuff Jack into the border police van myself. It's not home, Jack we all hate you. Don't come back.
In beginning to think she is a sociopath and is deliberately doing this all.
Yes. You definitely do not want a laminated list.
Least favourite Jacks alter depending on mood, weather, phase of moon, availability of cherry Pepsi max.
It’s not like the ~other~ list where Ian Hislop, Nicola Walker et al. will be constant features.
Wtf is she even on about here? Were the working class thickos coming in to ask for a skinny caramel latte and also could she get the immigrants out while she's at it?
Recipes include tinned spud fishcakes, sardine and tomato soup, as well as tindade, "a twist on the French classic brandade".
No, just no. Brandade looks and sounds delicious. That abomination on the other hand
I am having truly terrible mentals today so thankyou very much, Matt muchthat is so sweet of you dearheart. We have the BESTEST posters on these threads.
Feel like a right Jack Monroe with my honourary double doctorate
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From what I could find, in an extract from the tins book it's meant to be a version of this dish -
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I’m getting Cyclopes mushy pea vibes
I thought that said ‘brandade de monroe”Recipes include tinned spud fishcakes, sardine and tomato soup, as well as tindade, "a twist on the French classic brandade".
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No, just no. Brandade looks and sounds delicious. That abomination on the other hand
I also think one of those squiggs is a sock. One below then claimed she is too working class to be given a tv show
I have a question for you all (this just popped up on my Instagram).
There was a suspicious possible sock a while back that made the working class comment. That's too much of a coincidence. I'm calling it- we have a new Peeky Mink.
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Yeah totally. Set up and follows a load of Chelsea accounts, Paul wells and Jeremy clarkson……. And Jack!
And how much of you, is you, and how much of you is the coping mechanisms you developed to survive.
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