To be fair, she only seemed to eat gelato over there!
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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HAVE YOU GOT AN OH JACK YOU NEVER MENTION IT
Yeah, the end is what I don’t get. She was by her own admission (in some versions of the story, others she insists they weren’t) in a relationship with SB’s dad and she’s definitely mentioned blokes before so it’s not like she’s not been clearly visibly Bi for quite some time. Her glomming onto the lesbian label is just peak Jack performative and it’s really pathetic she’s so desperate to cling to being something she’s not.
I'm just imagining Jack strutting in like the man from Del Monte and sampling a Smart Price biscuit as the factory waits with bated breath for the nod of approval from the Slopgibbon.
I don't recall seeing this before in my Lidl but I could well be WRONG because I'm not in Southend
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...collect?...pasta....shapes?
3 day old opened can of anchovies? Nah, I'm good, fam...
I absolutely hear ya, having done something similar myself at an earlier age. And my experience suggests that most people don't really have a problem when you've talked with them and they see that you're happy. Those that do, well the problem's with them. The issue is that there is a way of going about these things sensitively. And then there's shouting about your new OH on SM, shoehorning them into every possible scenario, but going to ridiculous lengths to hide their gender. That will, quite fairly, get people's backs up. Because what it's saying in so many words is that you (general you) think your OH is not cool enough and needs to be hidden in some way. That one sexuality or preference is cooler than another. That's kinda crappy, as well as being totally teenage mentality.
It's not the Lidl Greek brand E something (the one where they photoshopped the crosses off the Greek churches
) but it's the kinda the stuff that pops up during greek week
Not squigging because it's ROADSIDE MUM
VERY excited, mind. Imagine a Jack friend after a go on the waltzers.
Collects pasta shapes? What, do you stick them in a scrap album? Stick a magnet on and put them on your fridge, do you?
I mean my 9 year old gets excited about different pasta shapes or coloured pasta...but then he's 9
Factory visits probably happened the same week as the abattoir visit.
Make a nice necklace for teething on when you have ouchy mouth? Such a strange thing to say. It's alright to like pasta shapes but why does she take it to a whole new level?
What’s Venetian about this? Is it because it looks like it came out of a canal?
I love how her instinct is not to reply using examples from the interests of her own child (relevant) but HERSELF.
Off topic but they did whaaattttt? That boils my Mediterranean piss. (That's like a Mediterranean arse, dear heart, but not as well cushioned or train-safe.)It's not the Lidl Greek brand E something (the one where they photoshopped the crosses off the Greek churches
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