remember Jack wearing the Queen t -shirt in an interview at home, to misappropriate Queen - all we hear is babyogaga
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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Don't show Jack what I got in Lidl for the 9 year old 
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Yes, sure, your mum gave you. MY mum gave me that pile of magazines I keep meaning to read that the postman brings wait what
Then she's not good at chopping as small as possible, MEANIE SHE HAS CRIPPLING ARTHRITUS
THE BED OFFICE
THE BED OFFICE
Collects pasta, yeah sure. That's why on her pasta art the other week she used todays lunch along with mostly your bog standard pasta
A slug of anchovy oil. And ther she goes again, ruining everyone's appetite.
14 people all bought Pringles from the trolley in a row and she managed to get all the lids. Righto
Why can't she just enjoy a holiday without lying on social media?
Is now the right time to tell her that Pringle lids don't fit properly on Gu ramekins?14 people all bought Pringles from the trolley in a row and she managed to get all the lids. Righto
They only fit certain ones properly
Madness, nobody recognises you with bare arms either
Ah ha ha. Back to slop for lunch.
Jack's going to be howling and clawing at the floor.
Jack you are not the girl with the dragon tattoo. Your tats are not immediately easily recognisable, mostly because some of them are blown out and others are blurred. Pipe down. You already tried this with the Barclays lady - remember?
This is hilarious. What exactly are Jack’s special interests? As far as I can tell she’s a mediocre dancer and musician who gave up any formal learning pretty early on in life, and she doesn’t display a savant-like knowledge of any area, even the ones she’s supposedly interested or employed in. She can pretend all she likes that she’s into tanks and bridges and Bond but her knowledge only seems to extend as far as she can Google.
Sloppy, unfocused, novelty-based interest (I can frame it this way because I am also an ADHD nightmare) is absolutely not the same as the way autie kids are consumed by their obsessions. Jack’s attempt to retcon her childhood as baby Rainman rather than just a spoilt brat who nobody liked very much would be tragic if she wasn’t such a cockend.
Did you recently fly from Venice to London? Did a strange woman wearing a long sleeved top ask for your Pringle lid on her way back from the toilet? If so, we’d love to hear from you and can pay big money for your story.
Is there anything this absolute anal wart does not collect? Pasta shapes, church cookbooks, rich ex girlfriends. Just make it stop.
on the plus side that pasta looks actually edible which is a rarity.
on the plus side that pasta looks actually edible which is a rarity.
So... you, then, Jack. Why lie about eating these WHY
But doesn't Jack have millions of plastic boxes for storing food on display?
But doesn't Jack have millions of plastic boxes for storing food on display?
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