-Ere love ain’t that that Jack Monroe, saviour of the poors?
-don’t be daft babe, where’s the tattoos?
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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-don’t be daft babe, where’s the tattoos?
I hate Rimjob Squig and their absurd Jack being recognised by an awestruck public fantasy. Get in the bin.
Even for Jack that is so, so stupidly unhygienic.
So Gu pots (quid each on special offer) are for people with more money than sense but trips to expensive tourist trap Venice are presumably excellent value. Righty ho. Got it.
Zero waste warrior. Flies to Italy 
Don’t save money by travelling on the cheap, save money by using Pringle lids for Gu pot covers. She really is a Grade A twit.
For the love of God... hair ties and GU pots and Pringle lids. She's what would happen if Blue Peter were possessed by a particularly stupid demon.
That mucky weirdo's kitchen must be like Steptoe's yard.
"geegaws"
Wasn't she Diva's Influencer of the Year in 2021? One day cock of the walk. Next day a feather duster. (Mad Max for the 80s Frau's)
She really truly believes her tattoos are iconic or something
“Fellow plane passengers, notice me! It is I, Jack Monroe! Saviour of the poors!”
At the moment my light boundary is the tattle rule of “no crossover”.
It is being tested to the extreme.
Some people don’t go out for meals AT ALL but eat CB/dine in or Gu pots as their “night in/treat” meals. She is a snobby cow who has no idea how other people might live their lives.
* in fact who is she to judge that CB/Gu are bought by people with more money than sense? I can’t even be arsed to list all the pointless stuff that she has bought that is evidence to the fact that she has more money than sense.
She is getting worse each day.
It is being tested to the extreme.
Some people don’t go out for meals AT ALL but eat CB/dine in or Gu pots as their “night in/treat” meals. She is a snobby cow who has no idea how other people might live their lives.
* in fact who is she to judge that CB/Gu are bought by people with more money than sense? I can’t even be arsed to list all the pointless stuff that she has bought that is evidence to the fact that she has more money than sense.
She is getting worse each day.
There’s a cock related smut joke in here somewhere but I’ve shamed myself enough for one day.
I do think the male oh is probably a tactical move she's been broodier than a clutching hen in recent times and her current kid is getting older and moving further away from her.
I wish she would wait till she is in a better mindspace though. Children don't fix things!
what the duck is she talking about?
both gu ramekins and douwe egberts jars are round, you tit
Naughty Vlad is making suggestions about Harold’s place in the relationship…
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A slug? That doesn't even make sense. Is that an Essex saying?
That said, I'm going to Lidl tomorrow as that pasta shape is my all time favourite but I'd never even thought to look at Lidl's range. Asda used to do a fresh version years ago but discontinued it, the big Tory meanies.
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