Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?
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I done the same. Not out of spite, but because those tweets were so thoughtless, I’d do the same with any tweets I see like that.
Those guidelines are there for a reason, you‘d think being a “journalist“ she’d get that.
Imagine she was applying for grad level roles to match the £27k her dad sorted her out with. Grad schemes/roles have always been v competitive but 2012 was within the first few years a lot of big employers had resumed theirs so she’d be competing with 2,3 years backlog of grads too. And they favoured people with strong academics, idek if I have the letter still but I’m pretty sure my offer was conditional on achieving a first…? Tl;dr she was delusional
Saw a tweet from TD about irresponsible tweeting about suicide and knew, just KNEW, it was going to be Jack 
“Going for a week without ever speaking to another human being” - oh come the duck on, your parents were nearby.
“Going for a week without ever speaking to another human being” - oh come the duck on, your parents were nearby.
“A salve to my sore and furious heart” - next poet laureate, honest to god how do they not see through this rhetorical drivel.
She likes big words and she can not lie 
where does she buy bread thats 20p?
Can we have “Fack off” as a thready name?
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The starting salary for a teacher in 2011 wasn’t anywhere near 27k (excluding inner London).
She hasn’t got a fecking clue.
Although Jack as says, she would love to work in a PRU if all else fails.
I’ll just sit here and wait Jack. Sit. And. Wait.
I vote that we'd see a return of Religious Jack, with a healthy dose of Memoir Jack; she'd want to tell the world how she single-handedly ousted the Tories, and also how she's the next Jesus.
There honestly aren't enough eye rolls in the world for these people
Although I must agree that few others would be able to create such utterly revolting slop from these ingredients!
Call centre jobs for local government start at 18k here so she’d have had to be some kind of spooky specialist to get 27k 10 years ago?
That’s either a massive sock or a massive piss takeView attachment 1210999
There honestly aren't enough eye rolls in the world for these people
Although I must agree that few others would be able to create such utterly revolting slop from these ingredients!
A PRU would break her, massively tough job x
I feel like my face is going to permanently settle into “incredulous”
What the duck are these squiggs on? She’s not the LJC, she’s an obnoxious, grifting twit.
What the duck are these squiggs on? She’s not the LJC, she’s an obnoxious, grifting twit.
Certainly takes some mental gymnastics, Squig.View attachment 1210999
There honestly aren't enough eye rolls in the world for these people
Although I must agree that few others would be able to create such utterly revolting slop from these ingredients!
She could easily go and do a degree. Through the OU. Her Patreon account would cover the fees. I wish she would bog off and just do that.
See when I think about the grim zero hours jobs I’ve done just to barely make ends meet and she’s a grifting twit.
I spent two years with no heating partly because a boiler that I just got installed broke and for a lot of reasons it wasn’t worth paying the couple of hundred quid to get it repaired. I knew I was moving out at some point so shelling out was pointless.
I bought an electric blanket and got on with it. And that was easier for me to do as I live alone and don’t have kids but we all go through times where things fall to bits and we don’t have lots of spare cash to fix things
The one previous to that also broke. And guess what! The one I have now has just broken too and it got serviced a couple of months ago. ! I currently have hot water but no heating
But this time it won’t cost me to get it fixed (different flat). All the same kind of boiler too (Worcester Bosch)
My mum has the same make of boiler but hers is a better one than mine and it’s only broken down on her once
See when I think about the grim zero hours jobs I’ve done just to barely make ends meet and she’s a grifting twit.
I spent two years with no heating partly because a boiler that I just got installed broke and for a lot of reasons it wasn’t worth paying the couple of hundred quid to get it repaired. I knew I was moving out at some point so shelling out was pointless.
I bought an electric blanket and got on with it. And that was easier for me to do as I live alone and don’t have kids but we all go through times where things fall to bits and we don’t have lots of spare cash to fix things
The one previous to that also broke. And guess what! The one I have now has just broken too and it got serviced a couple of months ago. ! I currently have hot water but no heating
But this time it won’t cost me to get it fixed (different flat). All the same kind of boiler too (Worcester Bosch)
My mum has the same make of boiler but hers is a better one than mine and it’s only broken down on her once
What has she published exactly? Undercooked pie, baked oats with radiator scraps and poop soup ?View attachment 1210999
There honestly aren't enough eye rolls in the world for these people
Although I must agree that few others would be able to create such utterly revolting slop from these ingredients!
(Because I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been an ACTUAL recipe …. Maybe I’m wrong?!)
Why does she keep living this truama is it really so difficult for her to move in from a crap period in her life? Most people who go through crap tend to make themselves a f their life better, all she ever does is moan under the guise of ,,"helping"
So how on Earth did she get that job or is the salary a lie?
But 100% bollocks
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