If big Dave could give up a few minutes a day to text Jack “well done, so proud, you’re the best one, love you more than all the rest put together xoxo” we wouldn’t have to screenshot half as much of this Twitter bs from her
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Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.
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How about replying to the £12 Patreon Squig you bellend
Don't you bring Spinal Tap references into this you little prick
Main character syndrome right there.
Well I guess that she’s not blaming one of her many ailments so this is progress
Whoa, slow the duck down with that boasting cuntface. JRM is a prick but what about casting stones in glass houses or criticising others whilst being blind to your own faults?
And she's a bleep for making me feel a smidge of pity for her haunted coat rack pencil fella.
Didn't she say last week she wasn't allowed the washing on past 8pm?
Hi all by the way... long time lurker finally driven to enough despair to post by her recent batshit antics!
Lamb was easier to follow than her current TL.
Yeah he quit being a human on earth for ever, it’s not really the same. Although Jack is a prophet and Sunday School teacher so you think she’d knowToo tired to figure this out but wasn’t it less self isolating more he was literally dead?? He wasn’t watching tiger king was he, he was a corpse? Surely? Idk we’ve got professionals here to help us
Another one for the, "My parents were such bastards," trophy cabinet
She is like precocious toddler she is the real life Peppa pig. Cannot stand it.
Her Facetune knob has been turned up to 11 anyway
Crikey well remembered. There will be a knock at the door from evil Landlady any minute - waving the 125 page tenancy agreement in Jack's faceDidn't she say last week she wasn't allowed the washing on past 8pm?
Hi all by the way... long time lurker finally driven to enough despair to post by her recent batshit antics!
Probably ignored her, in the same way David Cameron and Jamie Oliver ignored her written apologies to them
She means after he was dead on good Friday until he rose on easter Sunday which if you think about it isn’t actually 72 hours is it?
Ha, she didn’t even make a mention in this article about the tweets:
www.indy100.com
Jacob Rees-Mogg posted his annual Easter wind-up and everyone fell for it
Tory Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg turned to Twitter with his usual Easter message for his followers – and it backfired once again. Rees-Mogg simply said: "Christ is risen, Alleluia. He is risen indeed, Alleluia, Alleluia." Inevitably, the roasts started to roll in on social media from those who...
www.indy100.com
must've been quite some chocolate she's eaten to be this giddy at midnight
oh, and yeah, I completely agree that she's pretended to text her dad. kcc senior will be about big dave's age, next time I text him the list, I'll ask if he's ever said omg
oh, and yeah, I completely agree that she's pretended to text her dad. kcc senior will be about big dave's age, next time I text him the list, I'll ask if he's ever said omg
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I also have shitloads of unread emails.... but i never miss anything important . I read the important ones I just don't delete the ones from Groupon etc
Guaranteed if the BBC emailed her, she reply straight back.
Tosser (Jack, obviously)
Guaranteed if the BBC emailed her, she reply straight back.
Tosser (Jack, obviously)
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