What must all those people she asked to email her their trauma feel like seeing that?
Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.
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She doesnāt miss the free booze emails does she?
Sheās got a 12 year old son and sheās only just waking up to the sugar high - nah but sheās playing cutsie little baby girl Jack tonight isnāt she. God bore off you twit
Well according to things I have read the speculate last supper was on a wed and he got betrayed just after that and put on trial and died Friday, then rose Sunday so in all that time he was not alone for 72 hours. I like potential facts!
Still laughing at Jack's claim she would say what she said to Rees Mogg's face 
We've all seen her on TV and with politicians - head down wibbling and mumbling, shaking like a shitting dog, backing down immediately if mildly challenged over her spurious 'facts'.
Plus she fangirls over anyone remotely famous. Especially politicians of any party.
We've all seen her on TV and with politicians - head down wibbling and mumbling, shaking like a shitting dog, backing down immediately if mildly challenged over her spurious 'facts'.
Plus she fangirls over anyone remotely famous. Especially politicians of any party.
life update: maverick brain managed to confuse Jack with Jill from Nighty Night (narcissistically softly, gently whimpering "Hug for Jill")
the quote in his biography that stuck with me was that he would be a Christian if the sermon on the mount was the whole of Christianity. The sermon on the mount as a guide to how to live is hard to argue withI'm due a grunk, but her likes are nauseating in a myriad of ways - adulation, people doing her 'recipes', etc. Inspirational quotes. Can't find a source for this but perhaps they're just just quoting the film.
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Weird anyway
The thing he is such a dick and someone like her would literally be cannon fodder. He would take no notice off her anger and just piss her off till the point of a breakdown.Still laughing at Jack's claim she would say what she said to Rees Mogg's face
We've all seen her on TV and with politicians - head down wibbling and mumbling, shaking like a shitting dog, backing down immediately if mildly challenged over her spurious 'facts'.
Plus she fangirls over anyone remotely famous. Especially politicians of any party.
I read something recently that said everyones nose looks bigger in selfies because the camera is so close to your face.
I donāt have a big nose but when I take a selfie it looks bigger than it actually is
Exactly! Also heās not real (sorry religious ppl and rev)
SHE IS NOT RUINING REFRESHERS FOR ME. SHE ALREADY CAME FOR MY OPAL FRUITS THERE IS A LINE.
I like the jumper, I've got a bunch of OB jumpers (all bought on sale, they do a great sale). But what is that face tuning? I can't even get my head round it it's like an alien!
ETA what a gross and performative waste of money, clothes and dye the one day black clothes experiment was, huh? And to be so fortunate to never need to wear any of said clothes. People on low incomes could never have that option. Good for the environment too. God she's really tinfoling my mini eggs today.
I like the jumper, I've got a bunch of OB jumpers (all bought on sale, they do a great sale). But what is that face tuning? I can't even get my head round it it's like an alien!
ETA what a gross and performative waste of money, clothes and dye the one day black clothes experiment was, huh? And to be so fortunate to never need to wear any of said clothes. People on low incomes could never have that option. Good for the environment too. God she's really tinfoling my mini eggs today.
Iām hopelessly trying to catch up on the many threads and have read the wiki, but two questions I havenāt found answers to yet:
-whatever happened to āIām changing my name to his extremely long Greek one insteadā?
-sheās been banging on about veganism for a while, so how come suddenly bacon is back on the menu?
-whatever happened to āIām changing my name to his extremely long Greek one insteadā?
-sheās been banging on about veganism for a while, so how come suddenly bacon is back on the menu?
Religious Jack makes me feel like my teeth are going to fall out.
I generally feel like major religious days are off-limits, regardless of the person of faith involved. It's just tacky to be a wretched swarm of bees on someone's holiest day.
I generally feel like major religious days are off-limits, regardless of the person of faith involved. It's just tacky to be a wretched swarm of bees on someone's holiest day.
Veganism LEFT some time ago. At first she pretended to be eating fish for her health, but now it's the whole damn abbatoir. On the catch up, you won't want to miss her delightful yomp to Croydon that's for sure (the thread preceding Pet Semetary in a Backpack, guess why it was so named).
She's just been reading too much Tattle and confused Jesus with Stormzy is 72 years old
She sometimes uses Hadjinicolas as a surname which is a family name. She also insists on spelling it Xatzinikolas. Also that Zoe Eccentricity name bollox was allegedly what her phone made up when she sat on it. The phone had quite a night, it also made up J1g as a tweet
Dyeing all her clothes black was the oddest thing. Like bonkers
did she not have an orange jumpsuit that she dyed black and it came out burgundy or something?
And whatās the obsession with that rancid checked shirt?
did she not have an orange jumpsuit that she dyed black and it came out burgundy or something?
And whatās the obsession with that rancid checked shirt?
I need to catch up but f***********ck me. They keep lapping it up. She has fukt about with that photo so much AND IT IS VERY VERY OBVIOUS.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
What.the.duck.is.that?
Nomination for thread title!
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