I was thinking the same today. Where is Dash?
Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.
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Jack, nobody cares about the pretend Other Half you’ve been with for about 12 weeks.
Also, why have you facetuned yourself so much you’re practically a cartoon and yet somehow made your nose worse than IRL?
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The jumper was a present peeps. Too tired to squig.
Another nod to a male Mr Jack?
Anyway, who'd want William Shatner for a son in law? He sounds like IRL hard work.
It will be from Bonas himself and she'll have an amazing back story to it with carefully chosen wordsIm sure she'll say it was a gift
well I for one would like to know why the make up artists on ITV aren’t doubling highlighting and taking other make up tips from Jack when her casual at home selfie pisses all over the sandwhiches of their professionally applied make up and lighting techs
Dear god, woman, lay off the filters! We’ve seen you on telly - we know what you look like (and it’s nowt like this).
Utterly self-obsessed.
I’m going to be a suspicious ninny and say she has programmed another of her mobiles - you know, the one with all the depleted bank accounts - as ‘Dad’ and is texting herself.
Thread title nomination!
Now she’s got Harold, maybe daddy Dave thinks 91 yo William Shatner is a good possibility- never don’t laugh at Shat(
)ner
Wasn’t Bonas a husband of Gina, Matt Hancocks lover turned partner?
Yeah, her skin is like her food - it has no texture.Dear god, woman, lay off the filters! We’ve seen you on telly - we know what you look like (and it’s nowt like this).
Utterly self-obsessed.
She's ruined mini eggs AND Star Trek. She and I are officially in a fight.
I thought her nose was getting wider. Is that a thing? I have a big squashy nose - I don’t have to look at it as I don’t selfie - but hers has gone from button tiny in some photoshopped pics to getting wider and wider.
That facetune is outrageous!
(Also, learn to just say 'thank you' to a compliment, Jack. We don't need a sob story that's also negating the actual thing making your face look like that!)
(Also, learn to just say 'thank you' to a compliment, Jack. We don't need a sob story that's also negating the actual thing making your face look like that!)
Too tired to figure this out but wasn’t it less self isolating more he was literally dead?? He wasn’t watching tiger king was he, he was a corpse? Surely? Idk we’ve got professionals here to help us
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