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Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.
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Ah yes, good old Oliver Bonas of the poors...
Who is Oliver Bonas and how has he captured middle-class hearts?
It's the first high-street store to pay its staff the living wage, and it saw out the recession in style, as Kate Wills reports
I know
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Especially offensive for me as when my depression it at its worst, I don't think about clothes or colour, I just put the nearest and/or cleanest things on, even if they are colourful
the thought of dying all your clothes seems too much effort and energy consuming to even bother
Sunday school teacher my arse
She’s as rough as toast without that filter. I tweeted a photo of me a few wines down on the way to a gig last night and not bigging myself up here but I’m almost 20 years older than her and I still look better than her with no filter.
this isn’t me bigging myself up btw. I’m just saying that I don’t need to alter my photos to make myself feel better about how I look.
this isn’t me bigging myself up btw. I’m just saying that I don’t need to alter my photos to make myself feel better about how I look.
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"basal"? what?
Also no shade as the bulk of my nose is in the dorsum (just googled to find out that word) but wtaf is going on with hers? Has she photoshopped her head smaller so the nose looks mammoth in comparison?
Can someone (who has the skillz) please put that new facetuned photo side by side with the Lorraine one - I love them spot the difference games
My gran ran a Sunday school in our wee village as a satellite to the main church. I used to go along and help the kids colour in their pictures of jesus and fish. Does that mean I'm a Sunday school teacher
Well that's Mini Eggs ruined.
I like that jumper. But bleeping LOL at the price. Piss off x
Her facetuning attempts are so awful
Her facetuning attempts are so awful
Yes absolutely x
Me too Brian. Just about to put the phone down when that popped up.
Holy moly! Who dat?
Im sure she'll say it was a gift
Sorry but these people are rubbish at compliments and a bit creepy, "your smile reaches all the way up to your eyes
" is not my idea of a good time
Her nose does look weirdly out of proportion. I don't like commenting on things she can't help but it looks to big for her face in that photo. Always looks ok otherwise. I know some fraus dislike the sniffing but I can ignore that.
Also, LJC has visibly bloomed since Jack has been out of the picture. That tells its own story.
I recently had a baby so am familiar with the phrase she's presumably working from here which is basal body temperature which is something you monitor if you're TTC. She's as transparent as glass this one and clearly has babies on the brain
"How did lunch go with [OH's] new girlfriend?"
"Not as well as we thought, Barbara. She shook our hands and said, "Hi, I'm Jack Monroe!" as though she was a Saturday Kitchen presenter. She offered us what we thought was cremated roadkill, but it turns out it was a cake. She then passed out on our sofa, which, although was frightfully rude, it was a blessing as we were able to bin the cake."
"Not as well as we thought, Barbara. She shook our hands and said, "Hi, I'm Jack Monroe!" as though she was a Saturday Kitchen presenter. She offered us what we thought was cremated roadkill, but it turns out it was a cake. She then passed out on our sofa, which, although was frightfully rude, it was a blessing as we were able to bin the cake."
fuxache george
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