Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

[Jelly Bean]

So keen to prove how happy and marvellous her life is now. Pastel jumper! In laws!
Then the wah wahs tomorrow and being in a bad place and on the verge of a breakdown
The eternal struggle with Jack - Envy me! No pity me No envy me!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Can someone (who has the skillz) please put that new facetuned photo side by side with the Lorraine one - I love them spot the difference games

Ok, I like it, Picasso.

 

[Hollaaa]

Glad no-one calls my life's work 'goofy' on Twitter. RUDE!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Onestorytoomany]

fuxache george

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Sounds like dad isn't a fan. Ooops!

 

[Ostapbender]

Pastels? On a jumper?

 

[Dogmuck]

One of her followers on the facetune photo

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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I’ve never seen a nose look like it got a bargain basement BBL in Turkey before, why is it so sinched in at the waist??

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Is this a cowpat or a molehill with a fondant garnish?

 

[trueblue222]

Ok, I like it, Picasso.

This has completely ended me .

 

[kachoochoo]

big dave says omg

 

[Hollaaa]

Is this a cowpat or a molehill with a fondant garnish?

It's a lovely bucket of horse manure for the outlaws' roses.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

big dave says omg

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The 79 notifications though. Animal!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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The jumper looks like a home made knit. I would not be paying 55 squids for something my mum could make for like 15quid if that. ( I am quoting fancy wool) thought she could knit!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Really need a squig to say “lovely glow up since Thursday Jack hun .”

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

The fact that it looks like actual wet soil that when cut would cause a family of woodlice to come skittering out is very off-putting. If you thought the cake was bad, wait until you see that she followed up the palatable cake tweet with one about getting ganache out of her crevices. duck's sake. Imagine Mom or THAT MAN saying here's a lovely cake btw I've got ganache in my crack.

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Where is Dash, where is that bunny?

 

[Pocahontas]

Im sure she'll say it was a gift

Or an Etsy dupe.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I don't care if it's Oliver Boner ...that jumper looks like something my 92 year old auntie would wear.

 

[Pavlova]

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Wtaf? Ha ha ha. I'm sorry but that facetune is hilarious

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

big dave says omg

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This feels like a really odd thing for a father to text his openly gay daughter? Tbh even a weird thing for a dad to tweet a heterosexual daughter, “wants to marry you”? Yikes.