Jack, you don't exactly score high in either a) or b) either
Cheeky witch!
The cabal's library of slop disagrees. Afterbirth oats anyone?
Well if I was feeling sorry for her earlier I don’t now. The one on the right is a bleeping 70+ year old pensioner if I remember correctly.
I've worked with gcse students who've had a tendency to be overdramatic in writing ("horror! It's dangerous in society" "and then the stranger... with an AXE!" etc) but their writing looks gracefully restrained compared to Jack'sOn Jack's writing style tho - isn't it horrible?? It's like Dickens' worst sentimental passages BUT without the humour, social insight or sparkling command of the English language. It's like EL James, but without the bondage bit to liven it up. The best way I can think of to describe it is if Enid Blyton and Bret Easton Ellis had a kid, a kid for whom Enlgish was neither their first nor second language, and that kid was then asked to re-write A Child Called It, but to make it extra dramatic.
She’s such a nasty piece of work.
Rude twit.
Glad to see her complete lack of self-awareness is still fully intact.
I've met more self aware cardboard boxes. Neither squigs meal is professionally presented and I don't understand why egg and cheese squig didn't melt the cheese into the omelette but I'm sure their offerings tasted better than they looked and they both gain bonus points for not adding a pointless Jack flourish like a tinned pineapple or a dollop of jam. It does seem very off for a food writer who suffers more than anyone can possibly imagine to get ordinary people cooking to be openly denigrating food cooked by amateurs but I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
I haven't been following this closely on twitter, but I thought the person on the right wasn't posting it to show off or be 'competition' for fragile Princess Jack - but was showing how little they had?Still doesn’t excuse how rude Jack is. I think the one on the left looks better than a lot of the stuff jack makes. She’s so nasty it takes my breath away.
She's gone for him before for the exact same thing!
How bleeping rude! What if they are just being genuine? Is Jack saying that they're not good enough at being poor?
She keeps having a poke at him, doesn't she.
Ooh I wonder if this is because she has been cancelled by Lorraine. And is seething because a man can dress up as a Nazi and still have a cookery show?