Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I have actually just laughed up a lung while in the shower, thinking about this sentence

I cannot believe it didn't register earlier that auntie helen was in fact theia eleni!

This isn't the plot twist the cabal was expecting, but it's the hilarity we deserve

 

[Ostapbender]

addition:

why you blue?
goat stew
why you sour?
lego flower
oh no, in shock
haslet "not in stock"
uh oh
kleftiko

 

[kachoochoo]

I'm sorry, I have to do this. I can't get over it

auntie helen (dusty)

theia eleni (barefoot)

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

(mortified to have to inform the fraus that I’m a Lego person Lynn btw)

Babe, same.

You know who is also a Lego person? And a media lesbian? Emma Kennedy.
She's not the new OH though, sadly for Jack she has a wife already.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m waiting for Grandad to morph into Bapu
It’s actually Pappou but bit of the old Cypriot accent corruption there.

ETA loving the memework Katch, toot toot!

 

[Skyfall]

which is the boy? SB or the OH.
Can’t believe that SB loved the flowers- most teenagers want motorised Lego or Star Wars.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

addition:

why you blue?
goat stew
why you sour?
lego flower
oh no, in shock
haslet "not in stock"
uh oh
kleftiko

Amazing! I’m so glad you decided to de-lurk, this has to be one of the best “why you..”s yet!

 

[MooBelle]

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Oh duck off.
I adore June Brown but seriously? She doesn't comment on her MP being brutally murdered, energy prices doubling or a WW3 in Ukraine.
But Dot Cotton? Yeah, she'll do that for the likes and retweets.
bleeping ghoul.

 

[BubbleDuck]

oh sweet innocent squig, Liverpool for Life Jack was then, this is now! Your message will reside forever in the dusty inbox of doom, among the political prisoners of Twitter , and requests for recipes for a Colgate curry

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Cucumberthunder]

So you think she was waiting for someone to call SB out for wanting "girly" Lego so she could cause a mini chaos and go viral again? Would explain why comments were open (see also tweets about JK Rowling)

 

[Skyfall]

Lego, have you noticed that we love you?
have you seen what we’d like to have next?
Please notice and send quick smart to the crappy bungalow for free.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

So you think she was waiting for someone to call SB out for wanting "girly" Lego so she could cause a mini chaos and go viral again? Would explain why comments were open (see also tweets about JK Rowling)

I think we have a winner here!

 

[Flivver]

I think that ‘OH’ is her stash of money!
Poor kid eating old goat!

That goat leg has been in the slow cooker since last Thursday! Softly gently slowly cooking for days…

 

[Ostapbender]

Amazing! I’m so glad you decided to de-lurk, this has to be one of the best “why you..”s yet!

Haha, thanks! I had to de-lurk eventually, I've been telling my family and friends about Jack's antics.
The other night I was like "guess what she did now" and explained about the Liverpool fiasco to my dad - a 60 something who spends very little time online and has no idea who Jack is outside of what's I've said about her. My dad's response was, "Oh well, anything for content". I've made him wise to her ways...

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

When NO ONE asks about the OH...OH OH OH OH!
Someone mentions the OH:

Poor YNWA squig. Have a good evening ...and the rest of your life, mate.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Jack and a goat leg, the loss of June Brown and all her character references to Dr Legg, it's too much for me today

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Bullshit