Jack bought the lego flowers as a present for Jack.
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Hands up who thinks the OH doesn’t even exist?
She's been reading here again lol
Jack is so lucky she has Jack to look after Jack and buy Jack nice things and make Jack feel special and slow-cook goat-themed self-love Jack stew.
Ah if only it was that easy. She’s such a moron.
She’s lied about being sober before. Mmhmm.
My feeling is that she met someone at AA/therapy. Obviously not a good idea.
Whoever they may be, it won’t end well.
The only thing Jack is addicted to is attention.
And Twitter.
And Twitter.
You’re telling us. We don’t think most of it was possible without divine intervention either.
The tit will really hit the fan when his grown up kids find out he's changing the will.
Her hands are all crinkled like when you get out of the bath or like over 90, crikey! Just looked at my own as I am a bit older and mine are not like that not even a teeny bit
I’ve become so much more famous, for one
her phone is never outta her bleeping hands so funny enough does not help
Not to accidentally canonise any TV chefs, but I can only read "divine intervention" as "mom giving her patreon a shout out on twitter"
Recovery Jack makes me feel a bit sick tbh. She's so disingenuous. 
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if she bought those sobriety coin things from eBay.
Something did feel performative about her saying she's glad he's playing with Lego flowers rather than "H*rry P*tter" toys, as if she's still deliberately trying to stoke that particular Twitter fire. If you honestly feel strongly enough about a thing that you have to censor the name then just don't bloody tweet about it!
I think it might be a way to stir up some hate so that she can use the "See! They only hate me because I'm ~different~" claim to deflect any and all criticism.
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