Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp
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Bit of luck the notabungalow has more than one loo
Favourite lie for me is the made to measure curtains perfectly fitting in a non standard bay style window were ‘a present’ from someone who owed her a favour.
The ‘le cruset in a charity shop/Burberry in a puddle’ are close second.
The ‘le cruset in a charity shop/Burberry in a puddle’ are close second.
So, like, not everything has to be a fight and IN THE VERY NEXT POST she's doing pass agg gifs?
What, dare I ask, is the PB that she puts in the microwave?
So gruel, topped with rotting apple and smothered with multiple permutations of sugar? Treacle, brown sugar AND peanut butter? Oh and nuts and bacon of course.
But keep being distracted with slop, Jack because AA Jack has to be one of the most venal aspects of your ‘personality’ ever and anything distracting you from that is to be encouraged. In fact, I’d eat entire slow cookers of this latest shitfest creation if you promised to retire AA Jack/Sobriety Jack from public view permanently
ETA so your washing up pile is glowering at you? Rather than you glowering at it?
Yeah, she is SUCH a fibber. You have to be quite literally at death's door to get a long term rehab off the NHS. There are just so few places. This is the kind of lying I can't stand as it misleads people as to what they can expect from the NHS and social services and deludes them into thinking that things are better than they really are. Why not just be honest and say she lucked out and someone paid or she had insurance. Why the weasel words? Avoiding an outright lie but neatly misleading. Really grinds my haslett.
I 100% believe she never bought the pet semetary collection. She might gone and peered like a pixie at the stuff, but she never purchased any, nor cooked it.
We'd have pics of that tit stew last night if she had.
Why do you have to lie so much, Jack? What is your bleeping deal?
We'd have pics of that tit stew last night if she had.
Why do you have to lie so much, Jack? What is your bleeping deal?
Peanut butter x
Started out with the intention of complimenting Jack on saying something sensible and by the time I got the the bottom of the page to start typing out the post she'd reverted to type and started being a total cock again. Amazing. Still, I think I might set up my own Teemill called 'The 35 seconds when Jack Monroe wasn't a twit' and sell loads of merch with that Tweet on it, to commemorate this glorious occasion.
i’m surprised jack would imply that summer holidays and having SB around are a source of stress when she makes him sound like her little butler scurrying around making sure she’s eaten, hasn’t died on the sofa, presenting her with lego roses and complimenting her on how wonderful she is in every way
Just like she's all for people spending money on cotswold sideboards, stupidly expensive songs and tiffany jewellery.
Take it she doesn't have any activities / wee holidays planned for him, again.
Agreed. She would have taken a pic of the Pet Semetary bag too. I think she was guilting the OH as he didn’t give her a lift home, only lift there, or wanting to do some Greek cosplay or something
Call me a prophet or whatever-but this ‘let people enjoy themselves’ thing wouldn’t possibly be the precursor to Jack wanking a load of money on herself and needing a justification to deflect critics would it? Either the new OH or all that money from her paypigs burning a hole in her
God and in the context of what’s going on in Ukraine that’s an incredibly crass thing that squiggle has tweeted
She was in rehab the entirety of last year's too.
Peanut butter, though I have no clue why she over complicates everything
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