Literal gruel.
Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Literal gruel.
Why does she keep mentioning "the boy"? There is absolutely no reason to include him. Just post your slop and be done.
I’ve hidden some goat in there too
Mmm, peanut butter, bacon and treacle porridge. Delish!
Aw Marm, she’s hidden the cutlery from you. What a spoilsport.
Which boy?
I hate porridge at the best of times but Jack’s porridge makes me feel really nauseous.
It’s the school holidays, let him have coco pops FFS
It’s the school holidays, let him have coco pops FFS
Looks more impressive than it is 
i refuse to believe that there is a single 12 year old on the planet that gets excited about porridge
Culinary masterpiece. JLC
Bacon porridge? duck right off
He’s hopefully already eaten. Surely he would make a bowl of cereal for himself while she stays in bed all morning
You'd be buggered then Jack.
That one is quite wonderful, it really has the air of a dream.
I truly detest the term "the boy". It is so cold, dismissive and dehumanising.
If she has to use her child in her SM (she doesn't, but hey ho), why not say "my son"? More warmth, better describes their relationship and actually means something rather that an objectified "boy" who could be anyone's child.
It is one less letter too, so she would have one more to use in her 280 limit.
She doesn’t know about fulfilling her obligations
I like Mike’s ‘Bloody Hell’ comment, not committing to whether it is a bloody hell that looks like something my dog puked up, or bloody hell that looks great. I’m going with the former
Yes, but she wouldn't want to ruin the impression that she can't afford to eat out.
It is so smol it doesn’t sell newspapers
- Status