And he wears tight leather trousers. Goes to the bathroom and can't pull them up
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So who is on the "mythical interviews today"
Maggie Thatcher
Edward the confessor
Or will she finally through her prowess of interviewing finally scare Richard the III enough to confess to murdering the Prince's in the tower. I am on the edge of my seat in anticipation!
I am getting wannabe Liz Jones Diary vibes from Jackanory at the moment. The weekly fabrication would just be up her street. LJ makes out she is hard-up and has been made bankrupt but seems to live a very nice life in nice houses with assorted rescued animals. Think Jackanory must be awaiting The Call from the Sunday Fail editor who has heard that BoJo chickened out of being interviewed by the Ace Reporter (who has just ordered herself a new stack of Moleskine books and biros in readiness). 
Thinking out loud (and here’s some help for ya slopgoblin) I’m surprised she hasn’t set herself up on TikTok yet. Especially as they have a shop you can sell from, kind of like QVC for TikTok. Jack could hone her horrific on screen persona on there until she hit the big time and make money in the process.
It’s surprising she hasn’t done it yet…although the word work strikes fear into her. And I would pay good money to watch her present on TikTok in that nasal whine she does.
It’s surprising she hasn’t done it yet…although the word work strikes fear into her. And I would pay good money to watch her present on TikTok in that nasal whine she does.
Total Enid Blyton - “with one bound, Jack broke free…”I am getting wannabe Liz Jones Diary vibes from Jackanory at the moment. The weekly fabrication would just be up her street. LJ makes out she is hard-up and has been made bankrupt but seems to live a very nice life in nice houses with assorted rescued animals. Think Jackanory must be awaiting The Call from the Sunday Fail editor who has heard that BoJo chickened out of being interviewed by the Ace Reporter (who has just ordered herself a new stack of Moleskine books and biros in readiness).
Does anyone remember that column in the Guardian years ago about the mum with the teenage girl, Treasure?
Now, it really wouldn’t surprise me if she attempted to peddle something like that out. We are having glimpses of home life, she obviously wants a regular column and well…
Nice and quiet today.
Now, it really wouldn’t surprise me if she attempted to peddle something like that out. We are having glimpses of home life, she obviously wants a regular column and well…
Nice and quiet today.
Still managing over 100 hours “work” a week tho, yeah?Going back to yesterdays tweet "Every week SB and I have a night where I down my work tools early"
Her work existence is 99% being controversial on twitter (the vast majority of the time with dishonesty as it would be harder to go viral with accurate factual stuff) in order to rattle her tip jar and patreon. The earnings from which would pretty likely put her in the top 10th percentile of earners in the UK.
She lives a beyond charmed lifestyle that many could only dream about; working so little to receive so much. All while pretending she only has a perpetual 30 odd quid to her name and is some kind of good samaritan that receives no remuneration.
The irony of posting on twitter about downing tools to not work when your work is posting on twitter
It's no surprise Jack and Jizz Loans are chummy on Twitter. Birds of a feather and all that. Both have an extremely tenuous relationship with the truth, pretend to be impoverished whilst hoarding designer goods and living in expensive properties, are "animal lovers" whose pets often disappear mysteriously, write improbable stories in which convenient men sidle up to them to tell them how amazing they are, love "butter-soft leather" despite claiming to be vegan, etc etc etcI am getting wannabe Liz Jones Diary vibes from Jackanory at the moment. The weekly fabrication would just be up her street. LJ makes out she is hard-up and has been made bankrupt but seems to live a very nice life in nice houses with assorted rescued animals. Think Jackanory must be awaiting The Call from the Sunday Fail editor who has heard that BoJo chickened out of being interviewed by the Ace Reporter (who has just ordered herself a new stack of Moleskine books and biros in readiness).
ETA - they also both did white saviour photo ops in Africa where they, somehow, managed to centre themselves and their own experiences.
Richard III hid under a council carpark in Leicester to avoid her. Wouldn't anyone
Can 'Blasted Bean Woman' be the next thread title? hahahaha
How about a Kickstarter, commissioning Netflix to do an expose on the scamp, but with a twist, it’s a musical, songs by Queen, faux poverty expressed through the medium of dance 
FYI - Tattle is being quoted on Twitter with reference to Jackie.
I am incredibly far behind and sorry if it's been said but please consider donating to your local Lions Club.
They do amazing work at a local level and it's all volunteers.
(Full disclosure.. I do have connections in my local club)
I can't see anything. Can you screenshot? x
She is around because she’s deleted something.
She's always bloody lurking, even when she's not actively posting.
Sorry to go back to the stupid extensions, but why would she have to have the same hairs at publication as she does on the cover?? People change their hair all the time why on Earth would the publisher give two shits?? She is so odd.
Slightly off topic but I saw a photo of Jack’s brother today and he is FIT! I wouldn’t kick him out of bed (or in the shins)
I did the same stalk I think, and came to the exact same conclusion
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