Is there anyone who could be all three?
Nigella probably *could* become a politician if she wanted, but I suspect that's one case where having her dad's last name might not actually help.
Jack Monroe #273 She’s like David Brent’s crap sister
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Nigella probably *could* become a politician if she wanted, but I suspect that's one case where having her dad's last name might not actually help.
That one at 10:30am yesterday must have been interesting. She seemed to be on Twitter throughout, I wonder if her sole contribution was "not now-I'M BUSY".Wonder what happened to all her important meetings?
The existential dread of over sharing and being a bit of a Jackanory
I’m guessing you have forgotten this triple threat -
My forensic evidence to back up this statement-
Ohhh no, I have had a full on couple of days and there's clearly been a chaos....how many pages do I have to catch up?
This one sounds like it's worth a read. Though when I'll get the opportunity I really don't know. I thought my usual quick catch up over my morning coffee would be alI need, but nope.
Not only that, I have another couple of days planned where I won't have time to read here. My partner needs to get back to work!
This one sounds like it's worth a read. Though when I'll get the opportunity I really don't know. I thought my usual quick catch up over my morning coffee would be alI need, but nope.
Not only that, I have another couple of days planned where I won't have time to read here. My partner needs to get back to work!
So I woke this morning no wondering how much ‘work’ Jackie gals chaos yesterday will have lost her.
She’s drip fed her followers
A book or 2
BIG tv announcement:
# 1- Sequins & strictly or sequin and ice
# 2 - Cookery show where the followers get to choose the recipe.
I bet Rosemary and her (non existent) PR team are yet again battling - let’s cancel Project Jackie Gal
It’s a shame on one count only- her boys future financial and mental security. Yet again put at risk by his mothers desire to be noticed.
She’s drip fed her followers
A book or 2
BIG tv announcement:
# 1- Sequins & strictly or sequin and ice
# 2 - Cookery show where the followers get to choose the recipe.
I bet Rosemary and her (non existent) PR team are yet again battling - let’s cancel Project Jackie Gal
It’s a shame on one count only- her boys future financial and mental security. Yet again put at risk by his mothers desire to be noticed.
Welcome, @MancBee hope you’re well and having a nice time with your partner. It’s honestly worth cutting your trip short so that you can catch up.
Guys. Stay with me on this one. Call me a conspiracy theorist if you must. But I don’t think the Virginia Bottomly Index is going to get done.
I'm not sure a mainstream TV series would be doing their research on recipe content through a series of tweets from jack requesting nominations for her best of's. There's a bit more to it than that! I suspect Youtube.
I wonder if Jack will determinedly post about other stuff, any other stuff, in the hope that this all blows over.
Her followers do love to talk about themselves, so a question or two should do it. Or a request to send photos of their pets (again?). Unfortunately for Jack she will have attracted many more critical eyes to her twitter feed.
Her followers do love to talk about themselves, so a question or two should do it. Or a request to send photos of their pets (again?). Unfortunately for Jack she will have attracted many more critical eyes to her twitter feed.
Gotta love the way the person who tagged her in obvously knows how she's likely to throw her toys out of the pram if it's suggested that she might have been out of the loop on this, so uses the well-known ploy to placate arseholes by adding the caveat "as I'm sure she already knows..." - like speaking to a stroppy teenager.
Morning!
Yesterday a squiggle brought up Jack's heart attack story. It's here:
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Incidentally, Jack wrote two blog posts that day. If you click on the link above, you'll see it contains a close-up photo of her breasts in a sports bra. This is noteworthy because the other post she published the exact same day was her coming out as trans:
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22/10/15:
Also 22/10/15:
Heart attacks, nut burgers, school places and politics.
Hi all. I know it's been a long time since I wrote on my blog. Some of my regular readers will have noticed I moved back to Southend in the summer, and have been adjusting to life outside of London...
web.archive.org
Incidentally, Jack wrote two blog posts that day. If you click on the link above, you'll see it contains a close-up photo of her breasts in a sports bra. This is noteworthy because the other post she published the exact same day was her coming out as trans:
Please don't call me A Girl Called Jack. I have something to tell you.
First published in the New Statesman on 20 October 2015. If you are a journalist or other media outlet, please scroll to the bottom of this piece and read carefully. “URGENT: Legal warning: Jack Mo...
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22/10/15:
Also 22/10/15:
Every so often I see a Tweet and wish I'd sent it. Look at it, total perfection 10/10. Would retweet etc.
Ah heart attack Jack has a special place in my, er, heart. It was around that time I started to think, hang on... And here we are! 
To be honest, I am just in awe of the use of the semi colon. I have no idea when to use it, or the colon. Seeing it in the wild is simply, well, wild.
She could only aspire to having an equivalent to Ed balls day
Christ, you don’t describe your own book as “long-awaited”, JackYesterday a squiggle brought up Jack's heart attack story. It's here:
Heart attacks, nut burgers, school places and politics.
Hi all. I know it's been a long time since I wrote on my blog. Some of my regular readers will have noticed I moved back to Southend in the summer, and have been adjusting to life outside of London...
Incidentally, Jack wrote two blog posts that day. If you click on the link above, you'll see it contains a close-up photo of her breasts in a sports bra. This is noteworthy because the other post she published the exact same day was her coming out as trans:
Please don't call me A Girl Called Jack. I have something to tell you.
First published in the New Statesman on 20 October 2015. If you are a journalist or other media outlet, please scroll to the bottom of this piece and read carefully. “URGENT: Legal warning: Jack Mo...
22/10/15:
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the ego on her is unbelievable.I woke up genuinely embarrassed for her today. A 34 year old mother with a public profile shitting herself on the internet for attention.
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