That was actually posted this morning in a desperate attempt of deflection but she carried on arguing with people around it.
Jack Monroe #273 She’s like David Brent’s crap sister
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I saw this silvery screeny and
Realised which potter character Jack is
Realised which potter character Jack is
This is the funniest bit to me. Jack desperately trying to go "oh but look at this good thing!!!" and it not working so she had the most almighty strop. Furious teenager vibes.
So much has happened since this morning, was there any proof about the show? Or just Jack's word for it?
He’s at work at this time of night anyway; paying off all that debt from the renter who did a runner
ETA doing a Jack, was going to bed then came back!
I'm guessing the series is our aneurysm? Bit of an anti climax really, I was expecting much more spite and fanfare.
Spoiler alert - the series is in smell-o-vision!
I am extremely dubious about the existence of this show. *If* it does exist it certainly isn't for TV or she would've said so.
Oh what a difference for her between now and 24 hrs ago - giggling with Tories and deferential policemen waiving her through security barriers whilst doffing their caps.
Can you imagine the smell? School dinner hall with added egg I reckon.
Proper 80s school canteen but with notes of fish, egg, bins, mushroom dust. Lingering honk, for sure.Can you imagine the smell? School dinner hall with added egg I reckon.
I wonder what channel the series is going to be on. I *know* it won't be live unless we have a secret TV frau working on our behalf behind the scenes. I'm presuming it's an insulting response to the cost of living crisis, that makes it patronising enough to be the BBC "hey poors make do an mend like the war with Jack's Slop Show". Virtually everyone but the wealthy is shitting themselves to varying degrees about their bills over the next few months and this would be the sort of thing government telly would sling at us to stop us all rioting.
Follower count this morning:
Current:
Current:
I started following Trump during a chaos too… wouldn’t worry too much about this!
Well to be fair to the gobshite she is entertaining. I'm sure people want to see what clanger she drops next before it is hastily deleted and denied.
'I categorically did not delete any tweets'.
'Ah actually yes I did delete tweets but only because I was told to'.
Never not hilarious.
So, throughout the Twitter frenzy, did she mention anything about why she was in Parliament? Did she highlight the organisation she was working with at all? She must have …. Right.
This was a wild ride folks (so wild I got onto the wrong train this evening coming home- a combo of Tattle, tiredness caused by college after a full day work and just not paying attention to what I was doing, a journey that normally takes 15 minutes took an hour and a half
I did my very own chaos!)
This was a wild ride folks (so wild I got onto the wrong train this evening coming home- a combo of Tattle, tiredness caused by college after a full day work and just not paying attention to what I was doing, a journey that normally takes 15 minutes took an hour and a half
I did my very own chaos!)
The numbers don’t surprise me really - it’s like rubbernecking at a motorway car crash.
I love that Jack is too lazy to even choose which recipes she wants to showcase on her series.
I also love that one squiggle suggested a recipe that Jack has never published or even posted photos of, just tweeted about occasionally.
I will soon triangulate myself by being the lone Twitter account repeatedly tweeting Netflix España, demanding that they screen Slop Chef. It will be worth it.
I also love that one squiggle suggested a recipe that Jack has never published or even posted photos of, just tweeted about occasionally.
I will soon triangulate myself by being the lone Twitter account repeatedly tweeting Netflix España, demanding that they screen Slop Chef. It will be worth it.
Nope. A squig did actually pick her up on this (screenshot somewhere in the last thread) but was, of course ignored. One can only hope any organisation thinking of working with Jack will bear all this in mind.So, throughout the Twitter frenzy, did she mention anything about why she was in Parliament? Did she highlight the organisation she was working with at all? She must have …. Right.
This was a wild ride folks (so wild I got onto the wrong train this evening coming home- a combo of Tattle, tiredness caused by college after a full day work and just not paying attention to what I was doing, a journey that normally takes 15 minutes took an hour and a half
Live footage of Jack's next strategic move at the crappy bungalow.
I shamelessly stole this gif from a very funny Jack thread on twitter and no I am not wishing harm on her
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