Nah too risky she could lose a lot more than 10,000 if she cancels herself.
Jack Monroe #272 Jack would like some attention on the internet
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I see why people feel like this, but personally I delight in telling people I read and post on Tattle. And in pointing them to certain threads
Can we add infallible to the list of words that this idiot doesn’t understand? She means fallible.
Impossible to keep up at the moment so not sure where this will land, but this is not only hilarious but has also reminded me that today's chaos was sort of foreshadowed in a recent thread re: Laurie Penny and Rowling. Not that she reads here of course.
infallible
Def: a person or thing that is incapable of error or failure; incapable of making mistakes or being wrong.
"doctors are not infallible"
So she’s saying sorry for being perfect and human
Jack's agent can't even be bothered to update her client's bio. Says a lot about her feelings towards Jack. Rosemary Scoular is also Rachel Roddy's agent.
Beat me to it!!
Top tip Jack. Next time two (imaginary?) people randomly compare you to JK Rowling, firmly and politely tell them to their faces that you don't like that comparison and explain why. 99/100 times they'll apologise and you can both move on with no hard feelings. Ruminating on it all night then throwing a twitter tantrum, whilst hilarious for us, isn't the way healthy adults deal with things. Get three better therapists on speed dial because the ones you have now clearly suck.
Jack's mentions are a weird mix of people praising recipes, trying to say they like both her AND JK Rowling, explaining that rape can only be committed by a man in English law... How she keeps up I'll never know!
She was probably compared then reminded that she will never be as successful (who could, JK hit jackpot).
This snark is unreal though.
I don’t even know what is happening anymore.
Did she mean human or dancer?
Sorry. It’s been a loooooooooong day.
So if she got fallible and infallible mixed up
Did she mean human or dancer?
Sorry. It’s been a loooooooooong day.
This “only human” line is wearing a bit thin, wasn’t it only “check notes” 5 hours ago that you were talking about your “rise to prominence”. Her whole whaaa 
now just reminds me of my kids when they were about 11-16 when they knew they had done some bad tit and were like “muuummm I didn’t mean to..” STFU JACK and close down your twitter, whilst you’ve been very entertaining today I’ve missed a lush day in the garden to follow this self made car crash. The rest of the week promises a bit of nice weather and I’d thank you to kindly put your phones down and go make some hideous slop!
now just reminds me of my kids when they were about 11-16 when they knew they had done some bad tit and were like “muuummm I didn’t mean to..” STFU JACK and close down your twitter, whilst you’ve been very entertaining today I’ve missed a lush day in the garden to follow this self made car crash. The rest of the week promises a bit of nice weather and I’d thank you to kindly put your phones down and go make some hideous slop!
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I’m fuming at the very last line of this.
Let me create merry hell then turn it round and make myself the victim. She is a bleep.
I expect Jack thinks that the Squigs are...us. Her massive ego just won't allow her to believe that people outside Tattle are getting wise
Which leaves open the possibility that world renowned forensic-Monroe was unaware that JKR was a patron of the charity she just gigged for, and thus completely oblivious to the big massive tit that she was doing on her own doorstep…
When was all this abuse supposed to be happening?! If it did, what has SB been exposed to? Pretty sure just slop, but she isn’t painting herself in a great light here. You wouldn’t think a single mum would have the time to get in so many bad situations without her child being directly exposed.
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